Proposed Nagasaki Ground-Zero Shinto-Christian Center Draws Protest
Thousands of irate Japanese citizens turned out in NagasakI last weekend to protest the planned construction of a Shinto-Christian cultural center, located just two blocks from the bull's eye of the city's Industrial Valley, an area known as "Ground Zero" since 1945.
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Aug 10, 2010, 11:38
UConn Women a Huge Bust in the Neilsen Ratings
DAYTON, Ohio - The University of Connecticut's women's basketball team might be the best women's team ever assembled, but their Neilsen ratings suck. According to the Nielsen overnights for the UConn-Florida State game last night—which the Lady Huskies won 90-50—more people watched the on-screen news crawl than the actual game
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Mar 31, 2010, 08:08
AARP Endorses iPad Betty White Model for Sexting Seniors
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Apple and the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) have joined forces in order to fill a niche in the ever-competitive cell phone market: the growing popularity of sexting among senior citizens.
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Mar 14, 2010, 11:30
E-Trade Sues Lindsay Lohan for Damages
NEW YORK - E-Trade has filed a countersuit against Lindsay Lohan, seeking $100 million in damages for what it calls "malicious and damaging association." The suit, filed yesterday in a Manhattan court, charges that the former actress and singer did irreversable damage to E-Trade's reputation by claiming that the "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay in a recent E-Trade commercial is based on Ms. Lohan.
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Mar 11, 2010, 07:13
Corey Haim or Corey Feldman Found Dead of Drug Overdose
HOLLYWOOD - Actor Corey Haim, 38, or actor Corey Feldman, 38, was pronounced dead at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, California, Wednesday morning after an apparent overdose. This according to a police spokesman.
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Mar 10, 2010, 10:00
Vatican Chorister Fingered in Gay Sex Scandal
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican remained tight-lipped today following reports that a chorister was fired for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.
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Mar 8, 2010, 16:36
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