Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your goddamn head if you split an infinitive. Likewise for dangling modifiers.Visit The Grammar Prick at your own risk.
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards proves that if life sends you iron-willed dogs, you might as well make irony.
Sample chapters . . . 1 2
How to Improve Your Home’s Design Without Breaking the Bank
Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.
Most people often assume that home redesign requires a great deal of money to accomplish. While this isn’t wrong, it doesn’t necessarily mean that those on a budget have no hope of effectively improving and redesigning their home. While certain aspects would benefit from quality materials, you don’t necessarily have to treat every variable in the same way. For example, a mix of expensive and inexpensive choices can often create the same result as a home that has been designed with top dollar decisions.
Nov 5, 2018 - 5:55
The Top Facts You Need to Know about Leasing a Car
Leasing a car is slowly and steadily becoming a popular option for many individuals in the UK because it offers an excellent alternative to buying a car and dealing with a hefty deposit, maintenance, depreciation, and so on. When you lease a car, you can easily do it, even if your credit rating isn’t so excellent. Also, when you lease a car, you can choose from a variety of makes and models which can ‘level up' your ride in more ways than one. But before you go ahead and lease a car, here are some top facts you need to know about the benefits, which car to choose, and more.
Oct 30, 2018 - 9:00
Rod Stewart Sings Frank Sinatra Jr. Songbook
WEST CHESTER, PA—British rocker Rod Stewart was born seventy-two years ago today. American singer Francis Wayne Sinatra (a/k/a/ "Frank Sinatra Jr"), who died last year at the age of seventy-one, was also born on January 10. To celebrate that coincidence, Mr. Stewart released a free-to-download CD of Frank Jr's "best loved songs" early this morning—along with an original horoscope for this date. Mr. Stewart was at pains to reassure his fans that this musical detour would in no way interfere with work on his next major project: Rod Stewart Sings the Don Ho Songbook.
Jan 10, 2017 - 11:55
God Throws Shade on Rainbow Bridge Myth
HEAVEN - Pet owners took one in the shorts today when The Lord God Almighty issued a press release in which He questioned the existence of the Rainbow Bridge, a mythical place just this side of heaven where deceased pets "are made young and healthy again" while they wait for their owners to join them. The animals are happy and content, but they each miss someone special who had to be left behind.
Jan 9, 2017 - 10:56
San Francisco to Host Young Trannies Beauty Pageant
SAN FRANCISCO—On Valentine’s Day the Bay Area Gender Benders will host the first annual JonBenét Ramsey Young Trannies Beauty Pageant. Open to innocent children between the ages of four and eight, the Young Trannies pageant will feature talent, fancy dress, and self-defense competitions.
Dec 31, 2016 - 10:25
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There's a Saint for That
There's a saint for that, whatever "that" might be. Just click where it hurts you to find out which board-certified saint to call. Breast Implants, burn marks from the grill,, hemorrhoids, and more.
The Pug Bus Interview
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
What Would Neitzsche Do?
Forget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask yourself . . . what would Neitzsche do?
The Gift of GAB
Fuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?