Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.
Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous BlogHerein your fearless editor in briefs, who was deplorable long before deplorable was a felony, holds forth, but seldom holds his tongue, on a variety of topics ranging from the politicalization of sports to the emasculation of men to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to the reasons for (and implications of) the sudden prominence of white-interest™ movements to whatever else fickles his nancy.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick, the alt-right's official Minister of Grammar, will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick
Postcards the BookThe book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards proves that if life sends you iron-willed dogs, you might as well make irony.
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What Would Nietzsche Do?These are the times that would try men's souls if men had souls. Despite the well-deserved growth of athiesm and the alt-right, we cannot expect the still-dominant pearl-clutching culture to go smartly into the new dawn. Those bastards will shit in our parade every chance they get. Should you encounter one of their steaming roadblocks, just ask yourself, What would Nietzsche do?.
The Gift of GABFuck those feckless Twitter bitches. They ban all the cool people like Alex Jones, so all the cool people matriculate to GAB, where free spech matters.
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The Pug Bus Interview
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
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