postcards from the pug bus
lifting a leg on popular culture since 2004
Welcome to the Alt-Middle's favorite satire site
What sort of fool brings a knife to a gun fight?
Election 2020: a never was vs. a never should be...make your vote count, don't vote, it's a mope's game
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” (Winston Churchill)
Let's defund the parking meter police
What doesn't kill you will weaken you
So how does felt experience arise out of non-sentient matter, anyway?
"Che stronzi sono le persone." (T. Soprano)
The Book of Daze℠
Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Find a Rainbow Day? Fuck that, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else bothers to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠
Your Daily Ganjascope
Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21): Your love of Calypso's Grape Fizz live resin carts conspire to produce a full-blown paradoxical reaction to life. Whenever you vape it up, dandruff shampoo turns you into a blizzard with feet. Cough medication makes you hack and sputter like a flooded outboard motor. Deodorant produces a rancid, road-kill aroma about your personal zones. I'd lay off the Beano, contraceptive devices, and hemorrhoid preparations if I were you. More Ganjascopes
You Can't Photoshop This
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this."
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate
. Visit The Grammar Prick
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
1. Organized Religion
3. Seat Belts
4. Making Sure Your Zipper's Up
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Apologizing for Shit You Didn't Do
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Hauling Your Damn Grandkids Around
9. Stupid-Ass, Dip-Shit, Old-Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
Joe Biden: The Great Auk to the Rescue
The mascot of the prep school that Joe Biden attended is a large, extinct, flightless bird called the Great Auk. When I arrived at that school...Archmere Academy in Claymont, Delaware...in the fall of 1956, I was puzzled by the choice of the Great Auk (rhymes with squawk ) as a mascot. Then I saw the football team’s first game.
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Oct 25, 2020 - 6:14
Michael Alcamo of NYC, You're an Asshat
The winner of next week's asshat award is Michael Alcamo of New York City. Michael...a bike-riding, virtue-signalling, girly man...is a frequent visitor to the Adirondack mountains, 225 miles upwind of New York City, where he likes to ride his bikey through small villages and past cemeteries dotted with tiny American flags.
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Oct 8, 2020 - 8:18
W.C. Cops Seek Racist Trump Truck
West Chester police have launched "one of the most far-reaching investigations in borough history" in an effort to determine the identity of the person or persons who allegedly directed a racial slur at a black woman. This according to borough Police Chief James N. Moorehead. The people responsible for this "despicable and savage hate crime" were part of a pro-Trump large-vehicle procession that rumbled past the woman's house last weekend.
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Oct 2, 2020 - 4:47
One-Hit Wonders Quiz
Where would the music industry, popular culture, or the fate of the universe itself be without the one-hit wonder (OHW)—pop music's most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps on giving even after he or she or they or it is no longer selling and is setting the GPS for Branson.
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Sep 28, 2020 - 6:30
Van Morrison Not Dead, Still an Asshat
That disgusting, fat-shit troll Van Morrison, all 5'5" of him in his high-heeled boots, is the Asshat of the Week for September 27. At one time a snot-flinging, curb-biting drunk, Morrison is still such a cunt that he won't allow people to drink at his "concerts" now that he doesn't. That is not why he's this week's asshat, however.
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Sep 25, 2020 - 7:00
Save the Post Office, Take This Quiz or Else
The United States Postal Service (USPS) could go tits up, Skippy, if Congress doesn't provide it with mail sacks full of cash—"$25 billion in direct funding," according to the "Political Charge" website. That's the depth of the shit hole from which the USPS needs to be rescued before letter carriers start covering their knobby knees with long pants soon.
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Sep 24, 2020 - 5:46
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West Chester, PA, is home to a public-embarrassment Jackass
has-been; a virtue-signalling, marching-band university; and the goddamn QVC shopping headquarters. That should be good for a stupid local news story
from time to time.
The Pug Bus Blogs On
Our editor in briefs holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the evil that is Mick Jagger; and more
The Pug Bus Quiz Challenge
No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. Find out just how much you do know about Schrödinger’s cat
and other neat shit."
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards
is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-
The Pug Bus Interview
Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
Sites for Sore Eyes
Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or or if you're having none at all.
High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is going for near you? Wanna wade your way through a growing shit heap of trendy, female-empowered, social warrior nonsense to find out?
Pirate Bay--indefatigible, unsinkable, and attitude out the ass; still the one-stop shoplifting stop
Soulseek--no spoofs, no lurkers, just good clean music files for free. To hell with those overpriced streaming services. As the Buddha says, "Stream your own shit, mother-fucker."
Spectrum Labs-need to pass a piss test?
Vaults of Erowid-before you drop it, chop it, snort it, or vape it, consult the druggie's bible; your brain with thank you for the effort
ExpressVPN--sturdy, impregnable fortress. It's the VPN service that we here at the Pug Bus use. Don't go digital shoplifting without it.