Michael Phelps Disqualified from Olympics
BEIJING -- United States swimming star Michael Phelps has been disqualified from the Beijing Olympics, the International Olympic Committee announced today. The move, which strips Phelps of the eight gold medals he won in Beijing, threatens to cast a pall over his record-breaking performance.
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Aug 17, 2008, 08:45
Barack Obama Gets Endorsement from Edwards’ Hair Stylist
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - In what is certainly a tremendous boost to Senator Barack Obama’s quest to win over the “hard-working, blue-collar vote,” John Edwards’ hairstylist Joseph Torrenueva has declared that Obama has “workingman’s hair.”
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May 28, 2008, 12:42
Hillary’s Tits at Odds over Campaign Strategy
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The mood swings and contradictory statements that have characterized Hillary Clinton’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination can be traced to the senator’s breasts, according to one insider.
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May 14, 2008, 11:48
Obama Gets Down to Connect with Voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In preparation for the upcoming presidential primaries in Oregon and Kentucky, Barack Obama made appearances at local sports venues in those states in an attempt to shed his elitist image and to appeal to the common man.
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May 11, 2008, 09:34
Eight Belles to Miss Preakness
BALTIMORE, Md. – Now that I have your attention, let me say that the people who are attempting to spin the needless death of Eight Belles in the Kentucky Derby are bottom feeders of the first order.
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May 7, 2008, 12:07
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