Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards
is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.
Keith Richards' Holiday Horoscopes, Revised
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Born December 18, you share a birthday with Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, who is 148 in Smirnoff years. Like Richards', your life is one near-death experience after another punctuated by flashes of insight you cannot remember when you wake up. This holiday season is an excellent time to sooth out the wrinkles with an eggnog bath. You might also try to make peace with that co-worker you've been feuding with for so long.
Dec 17, 2018 - 10:12
Immigrants Can Seek Help from Qualified Lawyers for Issues at Work
Even if you successfully received your work visa and started working in the UK, you might still face issues at work. When you face severe problems that could compromise your immigrant status and general safety, you need to have the best immigration lawyers UK firms have available helping you. Even if you are yet to become a citizen, you have human rights and rights as a labourer that others have to respect.
Dec 3, 2018 - 8:09
Different Types of Sensors and Their Advantages and Disadvantages
Sensors are integral in machine automation. Sensor technology is also broad, and each type of sensor has specific suitable applications. It is also essential for design engineers to understand the advantages and disadvantages of each kind of sensor so that they can select which sensor is best for the intended use.
Nov 25, 2018 - 9:38
Tips for Selecting Cranes for Hire
Many construction companies today rent cranes and heavy equipment to complete large projects or install equipment. Any heavy lifting involved with construction projects needs qualified riggers and top-quality equipment.
Nov 24, 2018 - 6:06
Factors Affecting the Cost of Plant Hire and How to Reduce Them
What newcomers to the heavy equipment scene fail to understand is that machine rental doesn’t have a uniform price tag. Rental rates can be surprisingly variable depending on what your needs are. Plant hire services are far from cheap, so if you’re ever in need of excavation or building groundwork for your business, you must make a list of what your financial adviser’s needs are and how they can help you choose affordable choices.
Nov 23, 2018 - 6:55
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The Gift of GAB
Fuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is making a comeback. Can the South be far behind?
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The Pug Bus Interview
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
What Would Neitzsche Do?
Forget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? In order to survive in a postmodern world, ask what would Neitzsche do.