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Klaus Harmony Tribute Ban Will Rock 2011 Super Bowl
A German Klaus Harmony tribute band calling themselves the Wondercrotchens is scheduled to rock the 2011 Super Bowl, according to a National Football League spokesperson. Their appearance will mark the first ever performance by a tribute band at the famed sporting event.
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Feb 8, 2010, 07:52
Danica Patrick Wins at Daytona
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. - Danica Patrick, racing's most successful female driver, made history again yesterday by capturing another best-opposite-sex trophy, this time at the Daytona International Speedway. Ms. Patrick, whom many people know only as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, finished sixth overall at the Lucas Oil Slick Mist 200 Daytona race.
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Feb 7, 2010, 11:38
Charlie Sheen Questioned about His Missing Mercedes
LOS ANGELES - Actor Charlie Sheen is "a person of interest" in the brutal attack on his Mercedes-Benz, according to Los Angeles police. The 2009 Mercedes, a four-door black sedan, was found on its roof at the bottom of a four-hundred-foot ravine near Mr. Sheen's Hollywood home yesterday afternoon.
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Feb 6, 2010, 10:21
Toyota Recalling 250,000 Owners in the United States
NEW YORK - Concerned about the increasing rate of "irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior" exhibited by too many drivers, Toyota announced today that it is recalling 250,000 U.S. owners of RAV4, Corolla, Matrix, Avalon, Camry, Highlander, and Tundra models.
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Feb 5, 2010, 10:16
Viagra Vision Loss Blamed in Senior Citizen Fire
EXTON, Penna. - A seventy-two-year-old man set fire to his apartment in the Sunrise Acres retirement facility last night after he had tried to light a candle but ignited the drapes instead. Gerald DeHaven told police he had taken Viagra about an hour before accidentally starting the blaze that destroyed the drapes and a futon in his apartment and forced the evacuation of the 525-member facility.
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Feb 4, 2010, 06:28
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