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The Gang That Couldn't Spy Straight
image of NSA logo with Alfred E. Neumann face superimposedGet your tin foil hats on, kids, the National Security Agency is coming with its mentaloscopy machine. Check the doors and windows, check under the bed, and check here often to find out which of your civil liberties these fools have buggered of late.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

Postcards from the Pug Bus On Holiday
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania's slowest-growing satire site, is going on holiday. We regret the inconvenience to our dozens of readers, but we are happy to say that even though our tires have gone squishy and our piston stroke has shortened, we will not be going silent.
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Dec 1, 2013 - 12:16


God Is Only Ninth in Fantasy Football League
The Lord God of Hosts is more than a little frustrated by his ninth-place standing in the twelve-team Wilmington, Delaware, North fantasy football league. At the midpoint of the 2013-14 season, the Heavenly Father's IntelligentDesigners team is 2-6 in league competition.
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Nov 7, 2013 - 10:07


Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists When People Yell "Oh God" During Sex
Atheism is the quickest-growing non-religion in the United States. To celebrate this encouraging development, we introduced recently an occasional series of articles by, for, and about atheists. We began with "Ask Nietzsche, Advice for Atheists," a column designed to help atheists who find themselves caught in the sticky wickets often created by the bumptious believers of the world—folks whom only an imaginary, all-forgiving god could love.
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Nov 3, 2013 - 2:52


The Grammar Prick Says Leave God Out of It
While the Grammar Prick was watching a football game on television recently, an announcer declared, "Quarterbacks like Peyton Manning are a godsend." What is wrong with that statement, boys and girls?
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Oct 30, 2013 - 10:50


God "Sick and Tired of Being Everybody's Damn Witness"
The Lord God Almighty has had it up to his Charlton Heston-like brow with people who say "as god is my witness" when they want to underscore a statement or a threat.
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Oct 28, 2013 - 2:01


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The Pug Bus Interview
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Shortcuts to Good Karma
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