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The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards
is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.
How to Jumpstart Your Career as a Virtual Assistant
Changing careers from being a regular employee that holds a corporate job to become a home-based virtual assistant is considered a significant decision. For the past few years, more and more people have been considering applying for home-based jobs because of its long list of advantages. Learn more information and find out if this job is a perfect match for your skills and personality.
May 3, 2019 - 12:01
Best Business Ideas That Are Sports Related
Professional athletes earn a lot of money from playing their sport, however, you don’t have to be one to start profiting from this as there are businesses that you can do that are related to it. The amount that you will make will depend on what you have to offer, your skills and your ability. You can do freelancing or start-up a company and hire employees - it’s up to you. Here are business ideas related to sports that will let you start raking cash.
Apr 30, 2019 - 5:20
Bill Maher, Ann Coulter Sex Video Leaked on Web
WEST CHESTER, Penna. - Political commentator and steamy, right-wing sex goddess Ann Coulter has never been loath to use her sexuality or her febrile tongue to sell books.
Apr 28, 2019 - 8:40
Local Man Prefers Sex with Plants
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Roger Stamen is not shy about declaring his preference in sexual partners. "Plants get me off," says Mr. Stamen, a self-employed landscape gardener. "They always have, ever since I was a kid. When other guys were masturbating to Penthouse or Beaver, I was hunched over the latest issue of Horticulture magazine."
Apr 27, 2019 - 9:03
Top Gift Ideas That Are Sure to Win Her Heart
Thinking of a gift idea to give your lady love? There are several options on the market, but this has its pros and cons. It could mean that it would be easy to find something that is within your budget, but on the other hand, it can also be overwhelming. To make it more convenient, we have listed some gift ideas that will be sure wins for women.
Apr 3, 2019 - 7:10
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The Gift of GAB
A pox on those social justice warriors and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is. GAB is making a comeback. Can the South be far behind?
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The Pug Bus Interview
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
What Would Neitzsche Do?
Forget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? In order to survive in a postmodern world, ask what would Neitzsche do.