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Britney Spears Baby Photos Exclusive
West Chester, Penna. - Sources close to Britney Spears told Postcards from the Pug Bus that the pop star is "devastated" over the release of the first photos of her baby, Sean Preston Spears. Images of the month-old toddler, who bears a killer resemblance to his choreographer father, Kevin Federline Spears, popped up on several websites last week.Oct 24, 2005 - 9:53 According to a statement released late Friday by Spears' record label, Jive Records, the photo card was stolen from Spears' Nikon digital camera, which she left in the ladies room during a family outing at the zoo. Spears used the facility to change Sean Preston's diaper and to feed him a banana snack. Neither Spears not her agent returned phone calls over the weekend, but Spears' sister, Jamie Lynn, told reporters, "Britney is sensitive about how furry little Sean Preston is. That runs in Kevin's family, though. His mama had to shave his body until he was in third grade." Jamie Lynn also told reporters that her sister's marriage was not "in trouble," as several false tabloids have reported. "Sure, they fight a lot," she said, "but what couple doesn't? Besides, it's often harmless fights—like who's gonna clean Sean Preston's cage or whose turn it is to put flea powder on him. Stuff like that." Next Oprah: Babies Who Look Like Chimps and the Mothers That Love Them. © The fine fucking print: The editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for satirical and/or entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of shit seriously. We also do not wish to be held responsible for any copyrighted material that sneaked onto this page when we weren't looking. If you can prove that anything on this page belongs rightfully to you, we will happily take it down and return the unused portion. No questions asked. |
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