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This week's staff picks, selected especially for you by Kristi Burlinson, our editorial intern majoring in Gender Reassignment studies at Brown University, include ...

(1) a token BLM article, Black Lives Matter Calls for Boycott of White Avatars;
(2) an exclusive report on The Divorce Between Yin and Yang;
(3) The Oldest Living Article currently in our database.

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The Book of Daze℠
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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.

Your Daily Ganjascope
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A half-century's worth of smoking pot has led us to conclude that horoscopes are more fun and more accurate when you're stoned...and they're even better when the person who wrote them was stoned, too. If you're looking to turn over a new leaf, visit Ganjascopes

The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a 250-pound lesbian Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.

Sir Paul Caught on Video Attempting to Buy Pot
Oct 21, 2019 - 5:00
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WINGHAM, Near Sandwich, Kent, England—A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities. Those of you who haven't vaped your brains out completely yet may recall a typically vain announcement, released nearly four-and-a-half years ago, in which the terminally unhip Mr. McCartney announced that he had quit smoking weed because he didn't want to set a bad example for his children and grandchildren.

In the video, which was taken by a weather cam atop the Wingham McDonald's, Mr. McCartney is signaling from a taxi to an unseen person or persons on the main thoroughfare in delightfully rural Wingham, located six miles east of Canterbury on the A257 Canterbury to Sandwich Road.

"When he got into my taxi, he didn't give me an address or a destination," said Kevin O'Leary, whom Wingham police were able to identify as the driver of the taxi after viewing the weather cam footage.

"He handed me four £20 notes and asked me to drive him around the village," Mr. O'Leary continued. "He mumbled something about having been there with his wife on holiday once."

After a few minutes Mr. McCartney began behaving strangely, said Mr. O'Leary.

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"Hey, mate. You didn't happen to see Mary Jane around, did you?"
"He was just sitting in the back humming to himself when suddenly he rolled down the window and began signaling to someone on the street. He had one hand on top of his head and was waving his other hand. After he had waved at a few people, he began asking if anyone knew where his friend Mary Jane lived."

Although Mr. O'Leary didn't attach any significance to Mr. McMartney's behavior, local constable, Geoff Mills, did.

"We've got almost identical footage of George Michael cruising through Wingham once," said Constable Mills. "Later we found him slumped over the wheel of his car. The vehicle reeked of cannabis, and after we had revived Mr. Michael, he told us that Wingham is a popular destination for wealthy London celebrities looking to purchase cannabis. I guess Kent isn't known as the Garden of England for nothing."
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Our editor in briefs holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the evil that is Mick Jagger; and more!"

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West Chester, PA, is home to a public-embarrassment Jackass has-been; a virtue-signalling, marching-band ex-normal school; and the goddamn QVC shopping headquarters. That should be good for a mean-spirited, condescending local news story from time to time.

The Pug Bus Quiz Challenge
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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. Find out just how much you do know about Schrödinger’s cat and other neat shit."

Postcards the Book
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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

The Pug Bus Interview
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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.