Percent of these people who are deluding themselves: 100
Source: The Pug Bus
Official Carly Fiorina C-Bomb Counter™The Donald was right: Who could vote for that mug? Imagine seeing that cowpie with eyes on the front page of your newspaper in the morning. The only thing worse would be seeing that cowpie with eyes in your bed in the morning. She's a two-bagger, for sure. She's also a devout foe of the word cunt, though she gives every appearance of being one.Indeed,a source close to the Fiorina campaign revealed recently that if old grumblemug gets elected, she'll make the use of that word in any public space a felony. Thus we feel obliged to introduce the Official Carly Fiorina C-Bomb Counter, which reports the number of times the C-Bomb has been used any place in America since you landed on this page. (Figures do not include uses by Donald Trump, who calls women cunts all the time.)
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.Visit The Grammar Prick
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand. Sample chapters . . . -1--2-
Obama Unfriends Putin on Facebook, International Crisis Looms Aug 8, 2013 - 9:27
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–The Pug Bus learned overnight that President Barack Obama has unfriended Russian president Vladimir Putin on Facebook in retaliation for Mr. Putin's offering temporary asylum to Edward Snowden. The news sent shock waves through the Facebook and international communities, triggering speculation of a return to Cold War status between the two nations.
"This is a big fucking deal," said Vice President Joe Biden. "B-Rack has never unfriended anybody as far as I know," he said, referring to Mr. Obama by his Facebook screen name. "He's threatened to do it to John Boehner several times, but in the end B-Rack's a consensus kinda guy."
Mr. Putin was not available for comment, but a recent posting to his Facebook page (screen name "Putin This"), suggest he is not taking lightly to being unfriended.
"What is black on the outside and white on the inside?" Mr. Putin asked?
"An Oreo president," came the reply.
As yet no other members of the American or Russian hierarchies have unfriended their diplomatic or governmental counterparts, aside from Senator John McCain (R-AZ), who accidentally unfriended everyone on his Facebook account early today, something he has done several times in the past. Nevertheless many observers say that tension between the two nations has not been this high since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
"All it will take for an international Facebook war to break out will be for one hothead diplomat to unfriend all his Russian contacts," said Secretary of State John Kerry. "From there it's only a small step to an all-out Facebook war, and if that spreads to Twitter, the world might never be the same."
☻Paying for Music and Movies
☻Pissing Indoors All the Time
☻Paying Attention to Stop Signs
☻Going to Bed Before Midnight.
☻Standing for the fucking National Anthem at Sporting Events
☻Not Parking in Handicapped Parking Spaces