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Shit We Wish We Had Written
Oct 13, 2013 - 4:11

WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Maintaining a website single-handedly while writing 90 percent of the articles and making the iced coffee can put a serious hurt on a person's couch time, even if he does the whole damn thing on an iPad. Besides, some days a person just can't be arsed with being funny, and if his nom de plumes can't be arsed either, there's a white hole where today's funny ought to be.

Not wanting to disappoint the half dozen people who return to this site regularly, we have decided to plug that hole when necessary with links to satire pieces that we wish we had written. Thus, if you trip by here looking for something to read on a day when we got nothing, you can bounce to another site and have a laugh anyway.

Even Pedophiles Turned Off By Miley Cyrus Now
Take a number guys. Line forms right behind the seventy-year-old Jewish guys.
Read the whole thing at Cap News

Study Finds Less to be Less, Not More, Than More
That's more or less the story.
Read the whole thing at Avant News

President Obama’s Stunning Admission: ‘White Part of Me is Racist’
What about the black part?
Read the whole thing at The DAILY RASH

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Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or none at all.

High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is selling for near you?

Pirate Bay--indefatigible, unsinkable, and attitude out the ass; still the one-stop shoplifting stop

Soulseek--no spoofs, no lurkers, just good clean music files for free. To hell with those overpriced streaming services. As the Buddha says, "Stream your own shit, mother-fucker."

Spectrum Labs-need to pass a piss test?

Vaults of Erowid-before you drop it, chop it, snort it, or vape it, consult the druggie's bible; your brain with thank you for the effort

ExpressVPN--sturdy, impregnable fortress. It's the VPN service that we here at the Pug Bus use. Don't go digital shoplifting without it