Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Find a Rainbow Day? Fuck that, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else bothers to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
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The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX Fucking News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
9. Stupid-Ass, Dip-Shit, Old-Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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Shit We Wish We Had Written Oct 13, 2013 - 4:11
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Maintaining a website single-handedly while writing 90 percent of the articles and making the iced coffee can put a serious hurt on a person's couch time, even if he does the whole damn thing on an iPad. Besides, some days a person just can't be arsed with being funny, and if his nom de plumes can't be arsed either, there's a white hole where today's funny ought to be.
Not wanting to disappoint the half dozen people who return to this site regularly, we have decided to plug that hole when necessary with links to satire pieces that we wish we had written. Thus, if you trip by here looking for something to read on a day when we got nothing, you can bounce to another site and have a laugh anyway.
Even Pedophiles Turned Off By Miley Cyrus Now
Take a number guys. Line forms right behind the seventy-year-old Jewish guys.
Read the whole thing at Cap News
Study Finds Less to be Less, Not More, Than More
That's more or less the story.
Read the whole thing at Avant News
President Obama’s Stunning Admission: ‘White Part of Me is Racist’
What about the black part?
Read the whole thing at The DAILY RASH