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The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this.""
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Fllip the Bird to Before You Die
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Your Bucket List
7. Pissing Indoors
9. Stupid-ass Old Fart Hats
10. Going to Bed Early
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Shit We Wish We Had Written Oct 13, 2013 - 4:11
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Maintaining a website single-handedly while writing 90 percent of the articles and making the iced coffee can put a serious hurt on a person's couch time, even if he does the whole damn thing on an iPad. Besides, some days a person just can't be arsed with being funny, and if his nom de plumes can't be arsed either, there's a white hole where today's funny ought to be.
Not wanting to disappoint the half dozen people who return to this site regularly, we have decided to plug that hole when necessary with links to satire pieces that we wish we had written. Thus, if you trip by here looking for something to read on a day when we got nothing, you can bounce to another site and have a laugh anyway.
Even Pedophiles Turned Off By Miley Cyrus Now
Take a number guys. Line forms right behind the seventy-year-old Jewish guys.
Read the whole thing at Cap News
Study Finds Less to be Less, Not More, Than More
That's more or less the story.
Read the whole thing at Avant News
President Obama’s Stunning Admission: ‘White Part of Me is Racist’
What about the black part?
Read the whole thing at The DAILY RASH
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Although he no longer self-identifies with the basket of deplorables, our editor in briefs is still considered a basket case—and deplorable—in many precincts. He is determined to outlive that twat Mick Jagger, and he believes, to paraphrase Phish, "You've got one life, blog on!"