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Christian Baker Doesn't Knead Michelle Duggar's Business May 29, 2015 - 9:28
SPRINGDALE, AR - Reeling from the recent child abuse scandal—and having resigned as executive director of the Family Research Council—Josh Duggar took his wife and their three children from Washington, D.C., back to the family homestead in Springdale, Arkansas.
When Mr. Duggar went home to roost, however, further embarrassment awaited his family. A local baker refused to make a "Welcome Home Josh" cake for his mother, Michelle Duggar.
"As a devout Christian, I just couldn't bring myself to bake a cake for Michelle Duggar, knowing it would be used to celebrate the return of a habitual sex offender into their home," reported Harriet Johnston, owner of "I Knead Thee Every Hour," a bakery specializing in Christian-themed baked goods.
"Mrs. Duggar has been a long-time customer, but when she asked me to bake this cake, I held her hand and told her I couldn't do it because of my relationship with Jesus Christ."
Mrs. Johnston thought for a moment and added, "This was the first customer I've turned away in thirty-seven years of business. At first, I thought I'd be persecuted for my firmly held religious beliefs and for not complying with the Consumer Protection Act, but the Duggars and Mike Huckabee have championed religious freedom for business owners in Arkansas for years now. Because of them, I knew my Christian beliefs would be protected."
Mrs. Duggar was reportedly quite taken aback by the refusal of service from a Christian-owned business. She repeatedly tried to obtain services from other area bakeries, including the local Walmart and Piggly Wiggly, but was continually turned away.
"I have nothing against Josh Duggar personally," said Mrs. Johnston. "I have a problem with what this cake would be used for—to welcome him back into the midst of all those children. It's their lifestyle I have problem with. I'll always say that all children deserve a mother and a father—but not ones who would harbor a sex offender in their home."
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