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Phil Spector died for O.J.'s sins
Who is "Dr." Jill fooling with that bogus educator nonsense?
The woman teaches remedial fucking English
at a stinking community college
Truly amazing, but at least it's a step up
from her former gig as Queen of the Stone Balloon
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...Whether you do it doggie style or scissors, sister, we've got suggestions for what to read when you're having a cigarette or a blunt afterward ...
(1) Charlotte Church Sobriety Checklist, an angel vomits on her halo;
(2) Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at 150, lots of room for social distancing;
(3) New Royals Book Lifts Lid Off Queen Eizabeth's Underwear
(2) Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at 150, lots of room for social distancing;
(3) New Royals Book Lifts Lid Off Queen Eizabeth's Underwear
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Charlotte Rampling Says Fuss Over Cam Newton
Is Racist to White QBs Feb 3, 2016 - 3:58
Two other black quarterbacks have started and lost Super Bowls—Steve McNair and Donovan McNabb. The latter soiled his uniform and tossed his lunch in the huddle with the game on the line, and is now a common drunk.” Ms. Rampling said she did not include the 49’ers Colin Kaepernick among Super Bowl-losing black quarterbacks because he is biracial. “Americans have this curious need to declare biracial persons black,” she chuckled. “If you have one black parent and one white parent, then Bob’s your uncle, you’re black. That, too, is racist to white people.“ Ms. Rampling’s criticisms of Cam Newton echo her recent criticisms of the call for a boycott of this year's Oscars made by Spike Lee and others because the major Oscar nominees are all white. “Do we have to take from this that there should be lots of minorities everywhere, even if perhaps they weren’t deserving of an Oscar?” asked Ms.Rampling. “Or that black quarterbacks like Mr. Newton with mediocre lifetime playoff records (eight touchdowns and six interceptions in five games) should be led through the streets on a donkey? “What about the other quarterback in this year's Super Bowl? One of the greatest who ever played, Peyton Manning, is being treated like so much dog's breakfast, despite the fact that this could be his last game. "That should be the story, not the needy, preening, overbearing Mr. Newton, who doesn’t seem to possess an indoor voice.” Ms. Rampling has been nominated for best actress for her role in the British drama 45 Years. This is her first Oscar nomination. She can also be seen currently in the mystery drama London Spy on BBC America. © The fine fucking print: The editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for satirical and/or entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of shit seriously. We also do not wish to be held responsible for any copyrighted material that sneaked onto this page when we weren't looking. If you can prove that anything on this page belongs rightfully to you, we will happily take it down and return the unused portion. No questions asked. |
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