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How Well Do You Know the Alt-Right?
Dec 12, 2016 - 6:41
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WEST CHESTER, PA—Like it or not, and the Pug Bus decidedly likes it, we live in the glorious dawn of the era of the alt-right: short-back-and-sides haircuts, Breitbart hoodies, Dr. Martens footwear, a rediscovered fondness for Nietzsche, a spike in the sales of German kitsch, and 89.5 million Google hits in a 0.43-second “alt-right” search.

Nevertheless, if you asked five people what the alt-right is, you would probably get three different answers, a blank stare, and a Roman/Nazi salute. That’s not bad. A 20 percent recognition level at this stage of the game is promising. It won’t send your Q-Rating through the roof, but as Richard B. Spencer said of the election of Donald Trump: “It’s a start.”

That prospect should be enough to set snowflakes to melting on both coasts. Meanwhile, if you don’t know the alt-right as well as we think you should, the following quiz will help to set you straight. Remember, we can find out where you live.

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1. Who said “Hail Trump. Hail our people. Hail victory”?
a) J.K. Simmons … b) J.K. Rowlings … c) Richard Gere … d) Richard Spencer

2. Alt-right can also be spelled …
a) with a swastika … b) ALT-RIGHT … c) AltRight … d) in Braille

3. The alt-right was credited/blamed for …
a) helping to elect Donald Trump president … b) Leslie Jones’s weight gain … c) Lena Dunham’s latest toilet selfie … d) Navy’s loss to Army

4. The name alt-right was coined by …
a) Sweden’s Pirate Party … b) Milo Yiannopoulos … c) Richard Spencer . . . d) Ellen

5. The alt-right’s favorite mode of transportation is a …?
a) 1943 Mercedes … b) bicycle … c) surplus military transport truck … d) armor plated Segway

6. Where do alt-right people vacation?
a) in their bunkers … b) Wibbese, Jamal, or Lonsdale … c) Palestine … d) Mira Largo

7. You are probably not alt-right if …
a) you have a tattoo of Andrew Breitbart … b) you greet people with the Roman/Nazi salute … c) you sprinkle your conversation with German idioms … d) you read The Daily Stormer

8. The goal of the alt-right is …
a) world domination … b) safe spaces for white Americans … c) the end of handicapped parking … d) no-sex bathrooms

9. The alt-right’s favorite author is … a)
a) Ayn Rand … b) Adolph Hitler … c) Deepak Chopra … d) Dr. Phil

10. The alt-right’s favorite term for President-elect Trump is …
a) glorious leader … b) Herr Trump … c) our starter president … d) Carlos Danger

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