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The Book of Daze℠
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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, days like National Ain't Woke, Do Not Disturb Day℠, National Ignore the Ban on Plastic Straws Day℠, and others visit . . .  The Book of Daze℠.
 
 

Your Virtual GanjaScope
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A half-century's worth of smoking pot/hash/shatter/live resin carts has led us to conclude that horoscopes are more fun and more accurate when you're stoned...and they're even better when the person who wrote them was stoned, too. If you're looking to turn over a new leaf, visit GanjaScope.


The Grammar Prick
 
Meaner than a 250-pound lesbian Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.


There's a Saint for That
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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.



      
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Here's to a Brighter Day
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Brights neither seek nor accept any supernatural "explanations" for life. If that sounds like a bright idea to you, click here.


              
The Pug Bus Blogs On
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Our editor in briefs holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the evil that is Mick Jagger; the rise of the alt-middle; and more!"

Yesterdays' Papers
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Read any two of these classic articles from May 2005 and get the third one for free. Pay only for shipping and handling. Offer good while supplies last.

US Prepared for Flu Pandemic Says Bush
A case of deja vu in reverse or what?

Johnny Depp to Read at Hunter S. Thompson Memorial
Johnny wore a wife-beater then he became one.

Mena Suvari Seeks Separation from Mira Sorvino
So who'd you rather . . . or rather not.

Local News
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West Chester, PA, is home to a public-embarrassment Jackass has-been; a woke university; and the goddamn QVC shopping headquarters. That should be good for a mean-spirited, condescending local news story from time to time.


Pug Bus Quizzes 'n' Polls
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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. Find out just how much you do know about Schrödinger’s cat and other neat shit."



Postcards the Book
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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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You Can't Photoshop This
 

Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this."

 

The Pug Bus Interview
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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface, because no matter how beautiful a person might be on the inside, you've still got to look at him or her when you're speaking to 'em..Read on.


 
   

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  BLM Threatens to Disrupt Giants-Lions Game This Sunday
        Dec 13, 2016 - 10:06
       
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NEW YORK—Black Lives Matter (BLM) has demanded that New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning apologize to Dallas Cowboys black quarterback Dak Prescott for “disrespecting the brother” following the Giants 10-7 home victory over the Cowboys last Sunday. It’s difficult to imagine Eli Manning “disrespecting” anyone, apart from the New England Patriots in two Super Bowls. Mr. Manning is perhaps the most polite, deferential, non-toxically masculine athlete in any sport. Not to put too racial a point on things, there was certainly enough of that going around this election season, but Mr. Manning could not be more white if he glowed in the dark.

The crime for which Mr. Manning’s name is being dragged through the roiling street of black identity politics and resentment is this: he shook the hand of white Dallas quarterback Tony Romo, who did not play in the game last Sunday, before shaking the hand of Mr. Prescott, who did. Is that not an example of flat-out racism—the kind of brutal behavior that black people from the president to the counter girl at Popeyes Chicken—are subjected to every minute in America?

BLM, fresh from backing the wrong candidate in the 2016 election, thinks so, and they are not about to let the matter rest. They vow to disrupt not only the game but also the tailgate party when the Giants play the Detroit Lions at MetLife stadium on Sunday in Rutherford, New Jersey.

“That creepy-ass cracker ain’t going to be playing quarterback until he apologizes to the brother he disrespected,” said BLM co-founder Shaun King, now senior justice writer for the New York Daily News. “We’re not surprised that the election of Donald Trump has emboldened people like Eli Manning to show their true colors.”

Mr. King’s true colors, a fifty-fifty mixture of black and white, obviously allow him to see both sides of this conflict.

Kyle Koster, writing on thebiglead.com, didn’t see a conflict. “More measured observers will note Manning and Romo have been battling for NFC East superiority for over a decade and, during that time, forged a relationship built on mutual respect. Meanwhile, this was only Manning’s second game against rookie Prescott and the Giants quarterback fell into an old habit. Drama enthusiasts will have a different take.

“What probably happened—and this theory is backed up by as much evidence as the drama-filled one&mdadh;is that Nice Guy Eli saw his old buddy Romo and shook his hand. He then continued his tradition of good sportsmanship by shaking another quarterback’s hand. Hell, he probably shook some non-throwing hands on the way off the field. Perhaps someone with a tinfoil hat wants to get to the bottom of those post-game confabs.”

Mr. Manning did not return several requests for a comment, though he did send profuse apologies; but the National Policy Institute’s Richard Spencer, a former football player, sees a darker motive in Sunday’s planned demonstration.

“BLM is still angry because Eli’s brother Peyton was the winning quarterback in Super Bowl 50, despite our being told incessantly by the left-wing press in the run-up to the game that [Carolina Panther quarterback] Cam Newton, the loser in that game, would outplay Peyton [and the Denver Broncos] to become the new, black face of the NFL. Apparently they believed that black quarterbacks matter.”
   

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