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Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas
Dec 25, 2016 - 11:57
Dec 25, 2016 - 11:57
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On the first day of Christmas, my Facebook gave to me ... a polygender in a pear tree;
On the second day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... a two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
On the third day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
On the fourth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... four gender fluids
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
On the fifth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... five andromorphics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
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Five androgynes,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
On the seventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
On the eighth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... eight "other" genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
On the ninth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... nine "ladies" dancing,
Eight "other" genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;
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Nine "ladies" dancing,
Eight "other" genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... eleven bending forward,
Ten Inter-sex men,
Nine "ladies" dancing,
Eight "other" genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... twelve bonus genders,
Eleven bending forward,
Ten Inter-sex men,
Nine "ladies" dancing,
Eight "other" genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree
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