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Kobe the Girl Dad
died one year ago today
Kobe the Black Mamba
died long before that
he was the Kobe we admired for so long
girl dads are a dime a dozen
Happy New Year, same as the Old Year, from the alt right's favorite satire site
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...Whether you do it doggie style or scissors, sister, we've got suggestions for what to read when you're having a cigarette or a blunt afterward ...
(1) Charlotte Church Sobriety Checklist, an angel vomits on her halo;
(2) Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at 150, lots of room for social distancing;
(3) New Royals Book Lifts Lid Off Queen Eizabeth's Underwear
(2) Jesus Puts the Population of Heaven at 150, lots of room for social distancing;
(3) New Royals Book Lifts Lid Off Queen Eizabeth's Underwear
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A half-century's worth of smoking pot/hash/shatter/live resin carts has led us to conclude that horoscopes are more fun and more accurate when you're stoned...and they're even better when the person who wrote them was stoned, too. If you're looking to turn over a new leaf, visit GanjaScope.
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Meaner than a 250-pound lesbian Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive, dangle a participle, or dare to misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.
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There's a saint in every pot, and a prayer card for every condition. Just tell us where it hurts you, and we'll tell you whom to call and where to send your donations. Let us pray.
Here's to a Brighter Day
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Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas
Dec 25, 2016 - 11:57
On the first day of Christmas, my Facebook gave to me ... a polygender in a pear tree; On the second day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... a two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree; On the third day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree; On the fourth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... four gender fluids Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree; On the fifth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... five andromorphics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person,, And a polygender in a pear tree;
Five androgynes, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree; On the seventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... seven C-males moaning, Six trannies tripping, Five androgynics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree; On the eighth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... eight "other" genders, Seven C-males moaning, Six trannies tripping, Five androgynics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree; On the ninth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... nine "ladies" dancing, Eight "other" genders, Seven C-males moaning, Six trannies tripping, Five androgynics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree;
Nine "ladies" dancing, Eight "other" genders, Seven C-males moaning, Six trannies tripping, Five androgynics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... eleven bending forward, Ten Inter-sex men, Nine "ladies" dancing, Eight "other" genders, Seven C-males moaning, Six trannies tripping, Five androgynics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ... twelve bonus genders, Eleven bending forward, Ten Inter-sex men, Nine "ladies" dancing, Eight "other" genders, Seven C-males moaning, Six trannies tripping, Five androgynics, Four gender fluids, Three T* women, A two-spirit person, And a polygender in a pear tree © The fine fucking print: The editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for satirical and/or entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of shit seriously. We also do not wish to be held responsible for any copyrighted material that sneaked onto this page when we weren't looking. If you can prove that anything on this page belongs rightfully to you, we will happily take it down and return the unused portion. No questions asked. |
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