In this blood-of-the-lamb era, Gentle Reader, may our lintel proclaim that the Pug Bus has been the satirical friend of black people and the BLM movement since well before the former became the dominant race in the United States and the latter became this country's most fearsome political party.
Not once in our fifteen-year history have we hesitated to mock, insult, degrade, demean, or humiliate someone just because he was black. Hell, we even send up black people by refusing to uppercase the b in black.
Therefore, we loudly signal our support of black-themed satire and parody. We also present our bona fides in that regard: a bunch of the articles about black people that we have done in the past. More links coming soon ... Huzzah!
Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Find a Rainbow Day? Fuck that, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else bothers to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this."
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. Making Sure Your Zipper's Up
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
9. Stupid-Ass, Dip-Shit, Old-Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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High Times Declares Five Cannabis Strains Extinct Sep 6, 2019 - 6:06
NEW YORK—High Times magazine estimates that 98 percent of all marijuana strains ever created have gone extinct, and more strains face the danger of extinction each day. Bedhead OG? Available in the northernmost parts of Minnesota, if you're lucky. Pwr Bttm? Began to disappear right around the time the band did. Zimmerman's Folly? Hasn't been seen since the last time George re-tweeted a photo of the dead Trayvon Martin.
Now, in its recently released Christmas issue, High Times introduces "Pot Mortem," a column that commemorates the latest marijuana strains to have gone, in scientific jargon, tits up.
White Küntz. OK, the umlaut didn't fool anybody. Predictably women's groups pissed and moaned with both sets of lips over this one. Alyssa Milano even called for a "joint boycott" of White Kuntz smokers. Surprisingly, users reported a "delightfully clean, vanilla scent with no skunky aftertaste."
OG Trump (The White x Presidential OG), also known as Fake OG, is thought to have been created by R-Mad Genetics to troll the ironically popular Trump OG; but where Trump OG is well giggly bud, mon, the Fake OG begins with a rush of projectile hostility toward shithole countries and ends with an explosive burst of tweeting; dubious effects on taste buds include a fondness for well-done steak drowning in ketchup
Stevie Wonder (Al Hibbler x Lights Out) is named after someone who does not enjoy, let alone smoke, the magical herb. You don't need an associate's degree in business from a local community college to know that's some bad branding. What's more, this myrcene-dominant stopper is famous for making a dog's breakfast out of a person's fashion sense. Ergo the taunt, "Who picks out your clothes, Stevie Wonder?"
Tim Tebow OG (God's Gift x Virgin Urkel) excessive use associated with knee lock in both sexes; users also reported feelings of religious euphoria accompanied be an almost total absence of thought; can cause dry mouth, motor mouth, and slowness afoot
MD20/20 (Trainwreck x Purple Trainwreck) was created by two San Jose stoners old enough to remember the gory days of Mogen David 20/20 wine, the beverage most likely to be found in a bum's nest or a rock quarry where high school kids go drinking; "Two hits of this, just like two swallows of that, and you're ready to fuck, fight, or run a foot race," laughs MD20/20 co-creator Jay Peterson