In this blood-of-the-lamb era, Gentle Reader, may our lintel proclaim that the Pug Bus has been the satirical friend of black people and the BLM movement since well before the former became the dominant race in the United States and the latter became this country's most fearsome political party.
Not once in our fifteen-year history have we hesitated to mock, insult, degrade, demean, or humiliate someone just because he was black. Hell, we even send up black people by refusing to uppercase the b in black.
Therefore, we loudly signal our support of black-themed satire and parody. We also present our bona fides in that regard: a bunch of the articles about black people that we have done in the past. More links coming soon ... Huzzah!
Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Find a Rainbow Day? Fuck that, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else bothers to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this."
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. Making Sure Your Zipper's Up
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
9. Stupid-Ass, Dip-Shit, Old-Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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Taylor Swift Closing Anal Bleaching Salon Aug 28, 2019 - 2:29
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift announced via her website this morning that she is closing her anal bleaching salon, Pucker Up. Ms. Swift opened the salon nine years ago when she realized that many of her light-skinned young fans shared her "most deeply personal problem: darker pigmentation of the skin immediately around the anus.
Ms. Swift, who has yet to address this topic in song, said her political wokeness is responsible for her decision. "I mean, how can I be associated with a business that enables the male-dominated patriarchy to continue in its conjugation of women? No way, Jose. If somebody wants to fuck me up the ass, he'll have to take me as I am. I'm finished worrying about losers like Joe (Jonas), Taylor (Lautner), John (Meyer), or Zac (Efron) or whoever the fuck else," said Ms. Swift.
On Today's Ellen: Sarah Silverman observes the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech by attempting to deliver it in blackface.