Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological
Penultimate Day Campaign
Join the Pug Bus in its crusade to have December 30 declared National Penultimate Day. Our goal is to rescue penultimate from the puss-warted clutches of abusers of the language. What's more, we can give that snooty "Auld Lang Syne" business a well-deserved kick in the shorts. For the ultimate—and the penultimate—news about our glorious campaign, click here.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this.""
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX Fucking News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Your Stinking Bucket List
7. Pissing Indoors
8. Hugging Anyone You're Not Fucking
9. Stupid-ass, Dip-Shit, Old Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous to mention.
Taylor Swift Closing Anal Bleaching Salon Aug 28, 2019 - 2:29
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift announced via her website this morning that she is closing her anal bleaching salon, Pucker Up. Ms. Swift opened the salon nine years ago when she realized that many of her light-skinned young fans shared her "most deeply personal problem: darker pigmentation of the skin immediately around the anus.
Ms. Swift, who has yet to address this topic in song, said her political wokeness is responsible for her decision. "I mean, how can I be associated with a business that enables the male-dominated patriarchy to continue in its conjugation of women? No way, Jose. If somebody wants to fuck me up the ass, he'll have to take me as I am. I'm finished worrying about losers like Joe (Jonas), Taylor (Lautner), John (Meyer), or Zac (Efron) or whoever the fuck else," said Ms. Swift.
On Today's Ellen: Sarah Silverman observes the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech by attempting to deliver it in blackface.