Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological
Penultimate Day Campaign
Join the Pug Bus in its crusade to have December 30 declared National Penultimate Day. Our goal is to rescue penultimate from the puss-warted clutches of abusers of the language. What's more, we can give that snooty "Auld Lang Syne" business a well-deserved kick in the shorts. For the ultimate—and the penultimate—news about our glorious campaign, click here.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.
Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says "you can't photoshop this.""
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX Fucking News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Your Stinking Bucket List
7. Pissing Indoors
8. Hugging Anyone You're Not Fucking
9. Stupid-ass, Dip-Shit, Old Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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Dab Rig Manufacturer Issues Refunds for Kaepernick Model Sep 24, 2019 - 6:06
SAN FRANCISCO—Rigs-R-Us, the nation's leading manufacturer of "smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious," offered refunds today to any customers who bought a Colin Kaepernick Puffco Peak dab rig that would not start. The Kaepernick model ($399.99 MSRP), was introduced to coincide with the start of the National Football League season three weeks ago. It has been plagued with issues from the jump.
"At first we got complaints that the rig just didn't want to start," said Kenneth Hogan, chief of R&D at Rigs-R-Us. According to Mr. Hogan, "users reported that they almost had to plead with the Kaepernick model to 'get in the game.'"
Mr. Hogan did acknowledge that the Kaepernick was a polarizing player. "For every customer who said the Kaepernick was taking money for nothing, we heard from someone who left a barely coherent message punctuated with shouts of 'fuck the police.'"
Mr. Hogan was keen to point out that the Kaepernick Puffco Peak dab rig is "exquisitely sensitive and designed to function with responsibly sourced, top-shelf product only." Therefore, he cautioned, persons seeking a refund for the Kaepernick Peak will have to provide a copy of the receipt—issued by a legally operating dispensary—for the concentrate they were vaping when the Kaepernick failed to perform.
"You can't put cheap gas in a (Lamborghini) Urus and expect to get a smooth ride," Mr. Hogan concluded. "The Kaepernick is a high-performance rig, and it needs to run on clear, medical grade distillate, not some crude oil that your next door neighbor made in the driveway."
In related news, a spokesman for Duck Donuts® says the company has no plans to recall its popular Heavenly Hash Tag flavor, despite some complaints that the donuts "don't taste like they used to."