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Week of December 2
(Ramp Accessible) . . . because you are entitled not only to your own truth but also to your own predictions
The astrological stylings of the Autistic Astrologer. If you don't like your forecast, he will stick his fingers in his ears, stamp his feet, and hum loudly.

Cancer (June 21–July 22) A stranger will stop you in the mall and ask if you can change a twenty. This is a trick question. Don't rifle through your billfold. Don't rummage through your purse. Grab your left elbow instead, spin around once, and shout, "Into what, a toad, you jackass?" The stranger will then grant you three wishes. Beware, those have trick answers.

Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Troubled by crank phone calls you install caller ID, only to learn that the person phoning you at 3 a.m. and reciting obscene limericks in an electronically altered voice is your mother. You left her in a nursing home nine states away, but wait until you find out where she's living.

Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Your teeth become sensitive to radio waves following a routine dental X-ray, and you begin picking up cell phone transmissions within a one-mile radius. Soon you are tormented by the shallowness of human discourse and by a neighbor who sneaks out to the garage to talk on his cell phone late at night. Your reactions are not the mark of a large soul. You have not been cursed; you have been blessed with an opportunity to know your fellow humans and to become a better listener. Embrace it.

Libra (Sept. 23–Oct.23) The goddess Maytag, in harmonic convergence with the House of Proctor and Gamble, has designated the crockpot as your ruling symbol. Unfortunately, this symbol is associated not only with the pleasure of cooking for a family but also with the loneliness of the mechanized meal. In other words: heads you win, tails you eat alone.

Scorpio (Oct. 24–Npv. 21) You are at war with your demons, and your demons are winning. You are no longer on speaking terms with your conscience. The cardinal virtues just sublet your beach house to the seven deadly sins. Unless you can lay claim to excess disposable income and a lawyer with disposable ethics, do not change anything more significant than your ring tones until next week. Concentrate on small, manageable issues such as eliminating keyboard plaque, cataloging your CD collection, and arranging the books on your shelves in alphabetical order.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) This is your bulletproof week. The world is your White Diamond Escalade. No longer will you travel at the speed of dark. Wealth, success, and teeth-rattling sex are yours for the asking. Often you will be tempted to pinch yourself to make sure you are awake. That beats the weeks when you had to pinch your favorite sex partner to make sure he or she was awake. Warm the cockles of your cockles around this lap-dancing flame of good fortune, and don't be afraid to take risks.

Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) The inclination to be status conscious and inhibited are so Capricorn that you rarely stop to ask yourself why you are hyper-cautious. Why do you get caught with your pants up while everyone else is skinny dipping in the communal hot tub? Why do you have to march to the beat of a metronome? If your inner Lady GaGa wants to bitch slap your outer Norah Jones, don't file a restraining order, scalp tickets to the event instead. Life is a party. Why not crash it?

Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Troubled by your lack of formal education, you enroll in a no-courses, no-tests, no-waiting virtual university that awards degrees based on a student’s life experiences. After reviewing your application and waiting for your check to clear, the dean’s council votes to grant you a Bachelor of Arts in Compromising Positions with a minor in communicative disorders, providing you allow them to keep the pictures. Did you remember to write SAMPLE across the pictures? If not, you better start working on your self-preservation skills.

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Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) The dating service you contacted suggests that you are best suited for the companionship of a significant other bearing a sticker that says, "Intel Inside." The next time you go looking for love in one of those fee-based places, be sure to check the application box that reads, "Same-species partner preferred."

Aries (March 21–April 19) Ever the cynic you have no trouble believing it isn’t butter; that some minds would not be a terrible thing to waste; and that maybe you don’t deserve a break today. You also have a highly developed sense of irony, which leads you to walk around muttering "I see living people" in a tiny, traumatized voice. Some people close to you might caution that trading on appearances is no substitute for developing the inner you. If they persist, try holding them at arm's length.

Taurus (April 20–May 20) Your life is a run-on sentence that is out of control and greatly in need of editing. Learn to appreciate the nuances of subordinate clauses and the hierarchical conjunctions that exist among colons, semicolons, commas, and em dashes. Strive to make the principles of good rhetoric your guiding lights. Better yet, learn when to keep your yap shut.

Gemini (May 21–June 21) Car A leaves Hollywood at 9:00 a.m. on Monday. Car B leaves Bangor, Maine, at the same moment. Car A, which has a 15-gallon gas tank and averages 19.6 miles per gallon, is driving east. Car B, which has a 17.5-gallon tank and averages 18.9 miles per gallon, is driving west. After three days, what color is car B?


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Immigrants Can Seek Help from Qualified Lawyers for Issues at Work
Dec 3, 2018 - 8:09
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Even if you successfully received your work visa and started working in the UK, you might still face issues at work. When you face severe problems that could compromise your immigrant status and general safety, you need to have the best immigration lawyers UK firms have available helping you. Even if you are yet to become a citizen, you have human rights and rights as a labourer that others have to respect.

Workplace discrimination

Discrimination of sex, age and religion are not okay in the UK. If you encounter any of these problems that could affect your safety while working, you need help from a lawyer. You might feel threatened by the other party because you are only an immigrant. When you want to sue because of the discrimination you experienced, you can do so with the help of a lawyer.

Unfair dismissal

You need to do your job well to keep it. If you get laid off, and you feel like it was an unfair dismissal, you can ask your lawyer to help. You can fight to get your job back or get compensation for what happened. Not all cases are the same, so your lawyer will study your argument to defend you in court successfully.

Bullying and harassment

It is also possible for you to face bullying and harassment by your fellow workers or your employer. If people see you as someone who is different, it is inevitable you get bullied. You don’t need to stand harassment and pretend everything is okay because you are afraid to lose your visa. You can stand up to these bullies by asking for legal help.

Employee contract

Before you agree to accept a job, you need to read the details of the agreement. It states the terms and conditions of the job for both parties. If you don't get what you deserve as written in the contract as you start working, you can sue the employer. For instance, if you received an amount which was not similar to what you agreed in the contract, you can fight to get what you deserve.

Criminal accusations

You are trying your best to do a great job. Despite that, someone might accuse you of doing something illegal at work. If you are confident that you did nothing wrong, you can seek help from a lawyer to defend you. Show proof that you did everything right while you were working. Even outside the workplace, you might still suffer false accusations. It helps if you have a lawyer who is ready to defend you and clear your name.

Don’t be afraid

You still have human rights and rights as a worker despite your immigration status. You can't let others abuse or harass you. Don't worry about losing your job if you complain. The government will keep an eye on your employer, and the company might not get the licence to operate if the unfair treatment continues.

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