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The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX Fucking News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
9. Stupid-Ass, Dip-Shit, Old-Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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National Is J.K. Rowling Really a TERF Day℠ Dec 20, 2019 - 3:22
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.—So, Gentle Reader, can it be true that J.K. Rowling is really a TERF (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist), a loathsome, warty, belly-crawling reptile who rejects the assertion that trans women are women, who favors the exclusion of trans women from women's spaces, who opposes transgender rights legislation? The short answer is, "Who the fuck cares?" The long answer, ditto; but apparently a lot of people in the Twitterverse do care.
Perhaps Ms. Romano had a shaky grip on Christmas to begin with, but we must report that our Christmas was not a whit affected by Ms. Rowling's transphobia, real or imagined. We should also report that we have never read a word Ms. Rowling has published, so we're not some geeky fanboy with his nose all up in J.K.'s ass.
Being a TERF, or being accused of being one, is a serious matter. It can get you non-renewed from your think-tank job. That's what happened to Maya Forstater, who was cut loose by the Centre for Global Development (CGD) after she had said, "Everyone's equality and safety should be protected, but women and girls lose out on privacy, safety and fairness if males are allowed into changing rooms, dormitories, prisons, sports teams." That was reason enough for CGD not to renew Ms. Forstater's contract. She filed suit to regain her position as a tax expert with CGD, but lost in court.
Yesterday Ms. Rowling set hair ablaze across the Twitterverse when she tweeted:
Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill
Today Ms. Rowling stands disgraced—her books, her merit as an artist, her reputation, her very worth as a human being, more importantly as a female human being, are in tatters. Sic transit gloria mundi, eh? The Twitterverse giveth; the Twitterverse taketh away.
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