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We never believed that shit about this election ...
being a Battle for the Soul of America ...
America, like people, has no soul ...
and if it did, all this election proved ...
was that it is very much still up for grabs ...
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This week's staff picks, selected especially for you by Kristi Burlinson, our editorial intern majoring in Gender Reassignment studies at Brown University, include ...

(1) a token BLM article, Black Lives Matter Calls for Boycott of White Avatars;
(2) an exclusive report on The Divorce Between Yin and Yang;
(3) The Oldest Living Article currently in our database.


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The Book of Daze℠
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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.

Your Daily Ganjascope
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A half-century's worth of smoking pot has led us to conclude that horoscopes are more fun and more accurate when you're stoned...and they're even better when the person who wrote them was stoned, too. If you're looking to turn over a new leaf, visit Ganjascopes

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Meaner than a 250-pound lesbian Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.

Leading Satire Site Pardons President Trump
Oct 31, 2020 - 6:50
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Postcards from the Pug Bus was the first satire site in the United States to endorse Donald J. Trump for president this year. While fake satire sites were embarrassing themselves repeating the same unfunny, self-revealing screeds about Mr. Trump, we saw him for what he was...the man with the only chance of turning back the tides of neo-Marxism and of uniting this majestic nation and making it great again, again.

Arguably, no president since Abraham Lincoln has united America to the extent and to the degree that Donald J. Trump has done. Women are uniting against him. Blacks, with the exception of Lil' Wayne, are uniting against him. Old folks, queer folks, delusional folks who think they're trapped in the wrong bodies, kiddie diddlers, cow tippers...you name 'em, Trump's got 'em marching-mad united.

To achieve that degree of unity, Mr. Trump may have felt it necessary to skirt the law on occasion; and he might, consequently, be going to prison. That is no way to reward a man whose only real sin, as far as we can see, is putting ketchup on well-done steak. Otherwise, his enemies are our enemies. We are humbled, therefore, to be the first real satire site in United States to issue a preemptive pardon to  our president.

Let it be known to all assorted and sundry that Postcards from the Pug Bus does hereby pardon, absolve, delete, shred, wipe clean, 86, and drop kick anything that Mr. Trump has done...in office or before...that could be interpreted as criminal.

This pardon is unconditional. It is also grandfathered and paid forward. Any so-called inconsiderate,  ill-tempered, childish, arrogant, wasteful, and generally "offensive" behavior the president may exhibit in the future are also hereby pardoned in any and all pages of this web site.

May God bless this great nation.
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Our editor in briefs holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the evil that is Mick Jagger; and more!"

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West Chester, PA, is home to a public-embarrassment Jackass has-been; a virtue-signalling, marching-band ex-normal school; and the goddamn QVC shopping headquarters. That should be good for a mean-spirited, condescending local news story from time to time.

The Pug Bus Quiz Challenge
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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. Find out just how much you do know about Schrödinger’s cat and other neat shit."

Postcards the Book
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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

The Pug Bus Interview
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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.