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A half-century's worth of smoking pot has led us to conclude that horoscopes are more fun and more accurate when you're stoned...and they're even better when the person who wrote them was stoned, too. If you're looking to turn over a new leaf, visit Ganjascopes
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Leading Satire Site Pardons President Trump Oct 31, 2020 - 6:50
Postcards from the Pug Bus was the first satire site in the United States to endorse Donald J. Trump for president this year. While fake satire sites were embarrassing themselves repeating the same unfunny, self-revealing screeds about Mr. Trump, we saw him for what he was...the man with the only chance of turning back the tides of neo-Marxism and of uniting this majestic nation and making it great again, again.
Arguably, no president since Abraham Lincoln has united America to the extent and to the degree that Donald J. Trump has done. Women are uniting against him. Blacks, with the exception of Lil' Wayne, are uniting against him. Old folks, queer folks, delusional folks who think they're trapped in the wrong bodies, kiddie diddlers, cow tippers...you name 'em, Trump's got 'em marching-mad united.
To achieve that degree of unity, Mr. Trump may have felt it necessary to skirt the law on occasion; and he might, consequently, be going to prison. That is no way to reward a man whose only real sin, as far as we can see, is putting ketchup on well-done steak. Otherwise, his enemies are our enemies. We are humbled, therefore, to be the first real satire site in United States to issue a preemptive pardon to our president.
Let it be known to all assorted and sundry that Postcards from the Pug Bus does hereby pardon, absolve, delete, shred, wipe clean, 86, and drop kick anything that Mr. Trump has done...in office or before...that could be interpreted as criminal.
This pardon is unconditional. It is also grandfathered and paid forward. Any so-called inconsiderate, ill-tempered, childish, arrogant, wasteful, and generally "offensive" behavior the president may exhibit in the future are also hereby pardoned in any and all pages of this web site.
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West Chester, PA, is home to a public-embarrassment Jackass has-been; a virtue-signalling, marching-band ex-normal school; and the goddamn QVC shopping headquarters. That should be good for a mean-spirited, condescending local news story from time to time.
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