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U.S. Satire Site Beaks Dark Web Death Threat Story Dec 14, 2019 - 7:59
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa—Kirill Morozov is a twenty-year-old from Belarus with a bad haircut, incriminating facial tattoos, and hell hounds on his trail. Several months ago Mr. Morozov allegedly stole most of the bitcoin from Nightmare Market, the Dark Web (DW) drug-slinging site where he was employed. The amount has never been specified, but given the scope of similar DW exit scams and of police drug-site take downs, it was probably colossal. Nightmare Market had total listings of 47.4k as of June 2019, per DarknetStats.
Nightmare Market went tits up. People were pissed. Site administrators, owners, vendors, and clients—who thought their bitcoins were safe in Nightmare Market's keeping—learned one day that they were funding what should be a lavish albeit furtive lifestyle for Mr. Morozov. (More about those facial tattoos later.)
Postcards from the Pug Bus is the first U.S. satire site to break this story. We discovered it while following a lead about opiod-laced Christmas ornaments on the DW. When we attempted to access Nightmare Market, we found a broadside on its opening and only page that put Mr. Morozov's name in the digital street and his head in real-time cross hairs. What follow are excerpts from this digital death sentence.
Have you visited his funeral?
Ex admin of Nightmare. Thief and bastard.
No problems, your life is your life.
We wish you a good luck in spending our Bitcoins.
The implied death threat in the first line is chilling. Even if it is undercut by the passive-aggressive cliches that follow, Mr. Morozov is still wanted more dead than alive, and the Nightmare author makes sure Mr. Morozov's enemies will have no trouble finding him.
He is resident of Belarus, but all his family lives in Italy. He have visited them many times, during chilling in Europe. His family instagram (Mom, Dad, live in an italian village)instagram.com/morozova_volga/
His own instagram:
See you on the other side bitch! If LE [law reinforcement] won't get you due to their stupidity, we will cut your fingers out by ourselves!
Despite the silly facial tattoos that make him stand out like a lovesick virgin in a whorehouse, Mr. Morozov has managed to elude detection thus far. He even has his defenders. The website groupsense reports, "exit scams happen when the market admins want to steal $10 million or when the admins are close to being arrested. [They] exit with [the] BTC [in escrow] and disappear. They don’t care about normal users losing money.” It appears that Nightmare Market was no exception. It seems as if the administrators were tempted by the significant funds in escrow, and cashed out." (Emphasis added.)
Postcards from the Pug Bus, with its vast Dark Web expertise, will remain on top of this story, bringing details to you as they emerge.
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