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National Facebook's Seventy-One Genders of Christmas Day℠ Dec 16, 2019 - 3:38
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.—Not long ago Quora, the website that provides answers to questions that most people already know the answers to, ventured to take on this existential query: Why does Facebook have 71 gender options? Why indeed? Because Facebook is a festering boil on the right butt cheek of humanity? Because Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg is a sushi-loving Nancy boy who squats to pee and has massive gender issues himself? True dat and ditto, respectively; but there's another reason—this granular exploration of gender allows Facebook to sell its subscribers' information for more money.
Wanna know what to get that genderfluid person you friended last summer? Facebook can steer you to Etsy without your feeling a thing.
How about those polygenders you haven't got a clue about, literally and gift wise? REDBUBBLE will welcome you into the bubble.
Finally, those cisgender types who appear to have everything? Zazzle has them and you covered, though not at the same time for your sake we hope.
Next Ellen: The Portland Lesbian Choir sings The Facebook Seventy-One Genders of Christmas song. [A sneak preview of the final twelve verses.]
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me ...
Twelve bonus genders,
Eleven bending forward,
Ten Inter-sex men,
Nine "ladies" dancing,
Eight "other" genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a genderfluid in a pear tree!
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