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The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX Fucking News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
7. Pissing Indoors
8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
9. Stupid-ass, Dip-Shit, Old Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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President Trump Endorses National Pig Latin Day Nov 20, 2019 - 5:52
WASHINGTON, DC—Although he is preoccupied with the impeachment hearings, President Trump made time to tweet his support for National Pig Latin Day early this morning.
"If the boss liked the National Pig Latin Day idea, he's sure to like some of the other national days we plan on celebrating," laughed Phil Maggitti, editor in briefs of Postcards from the Pug Bus and founder of the What the Hell Day It Is national calendar.
Mr. Maggitti then explained that he got the idea for a national day calendar after reading "some of the lame bullshit that gets celebrated on its very own precious day on other such calendars." In this month alone, he said, "America has paused to celebrate National Family PJ Day, National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day, and National Play Monopoly Day. Gives me a chubby at the thought of observing National Cranberry Relish Day (11/22) and National Mason Jar Day (11/30). Thank god for thirty-day months, eh?"
In his neverending devotion to the crude and the obscure, Mr. Maggitti said he "plans to lift the rock off persons, places, things, ideas, or felonies that twist the knickers of all the nine-to-fivers and social media scolds in this country. We'll be celebrating taints, loogies, lighting farts, mass murderers, and just about anything that earns a trigger warning somewhere."