Not once in our fifteen-year history have we hesitated to mock, insult, degrade, demean, or humiliate someone just because he was black. Hell, we even send up black people by refusing to uppercase the b in black.
Therefore, we loudly signal our support of black-themed satire and parody. We also present our bona fides in that regard: a bunch of the articles about black people that we have done in the past. More links coming soon ... Huzzah!
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Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
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2. Voting
3. Seat Belts
4. Making Sure Your Zipper's Up
5. Paying for Music and Movies
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Jan 11, 2020 - 7:25
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Headquartered somewhere in the Keystone State's Alabama district, DAMM of Pennsylvania raises a glass to a "three-fold mission: to get mad mothers to stay at home cooking and cleaning where they belong, to stop people from drinking and driving because they might spill some, and to prevent incidental alcohol abuse such as returning the keg before it's been emptied."
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Ms. Lohan initially met members of DAMM more than ten years ago when she visited Philadelphia "to see where Congress lives," only to learn that Philadelphia is not the capital of the United States. Nevertheless Ms. Lohan kept in touch with her DAMM friends, and when the drinking-support group opened a satellite branch in L.A., she was happy to lend her presence.
"Lindsay's real people," laughs Willow, a DAMM of Los Angeles member.
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"At DAMM we're always here for one another, 24/7," Willow continued. "DAMN means never having to drink alone, ever, unless you want to. I've gotten out of bed at three in the morning and gone to drink with a DAMM member when I should have been going home instead. That's the kind of member Lindsay is."
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