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The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Quit While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX Fucking News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Picking Up Pills That You Drop
7. Pissing Indoors All the Time
8. Talking Baby Talk to Children
9. Stupid-Ass, Dip-Shit, Old-Fart Hats
10. Bathing or Showering Regularly
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Trump Buttigieg Tweet Sets Internet on Fire Feb 18, 2020 - 6:22
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–President Trump took time from his death match Twitter smackdown with Michael Bloomberg to post the following tweet early this morning, "Is Mayor Pete a pitcher or a catcher? Enquiring voters want to know." (In male homosexual encounters the person who performs in the female role is known as the "catcher" because he is on the receiving end of the "pitcher's" attentions.)
The president's question, posted at 2:31 am EST, was deleted not long after it had been launched, but there are no "slipsies" on the Internet. By then the outrage had been done.
Pulitzer-prize-winning columnist and baseball fan George Will tweeted, "The president won't get to first base with that approach, which dishonors our national pastime and the many gay athletes who have played it."
Former Vice President Joe Biden said he didn't see what pitchers and catchers reporting for spring training had to do with "this pivotal election."
Robert DeNiro, a frequent critic of the president, had to be physically restrained from harming himself. "Mother-fucker. Cock-sucker. Cunt. Shit-eating dog. Impeach him."