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Last Updated: Aug 9, 2020 - 8:35

Richard Jefferson Surprised to Learn That the Dallas Mavericks Have Retired His Number

National Penultimate Day℠

National "Gay" Conversion Therapy Day℠

President Trump Endorses National Pig Latin Day℠

Weighted-Blanket Death Syndrome on the Rise

Obesity-Causing Virus Found on Toilet Seats

Dishing with the HMFIC of National Penultimate Day℠

Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠

How Millennials Can Tell If They've Had Sex

Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy

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