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Last Updated: Nov 13, 2019 - 7:02

Obesity-Causing Virus Found on Toilet Seats

Dishing with the HMFIC of National Penultimate Day℠

Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠

How Millennials Can Tell If They've Had Sex

Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy

Happy Birthday Britney, You Bitch

St. Fabian, Patron Saint of Dove Fanciers

NCTE Outraged over Time’s Choice of the Clitoris as Person of the Year

Hillary Clinton, Keith Urban, Seth MacFarlane Have Birthdays Today

Roger Daltrey's Hair Forces Cancellation of Who Tour

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