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drunken young woman passed out after pissing herselfSTAFF PICKS
This week's staff picks, selected especially for you by Kristi Burlinson, our editorial intern majoring in Gender Reassignment studies at Brown University, include ...

(1) a token BLM article, Black Lives Matter Calls for Boycott of White Avatars;
(2) an exclusive report on The Divorce Between Yin and Yang;
(3) The Oldest Living Article currently in our database.

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The Book of Daze℠
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Who gives a shit about National Bubble Bath Day? We surely don't. National Take Your Grand Kid Out to Lunch Day? Fuck that, and your grand kid, too. For the really fun days, the ones that nobody else has the imagination to celebrate, visit . . . The Book of Daze℠.

Your Daily Ganjascope
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A half-century's worth of smoking pot has led us to conclude that horoscopes are more fun and more accurate when you're stoned...and they're even better when the person who wrote them was stoned, too. If you're looking to turn over a new leaf, visit Ganjascopes

The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a 250-pound lesbian Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate. Visit The Grammar Prick.

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Our editor in briefs holds forth on why he doesn't want to be called a white person; the evil that is Mick Jagger; and more!"

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West Chester, PA, is home to a public-embarrassment Jackass has-been; a virtue-signalling, marching-band ex-normal school; and the goddamn QVC shopping headquarters. That should be good for a mean-spirited, condescending local news story from time to time.

The Pug Bus Quiz Challenge
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No rhetorical questions allowed. No penalties for guessing wrong. Find out just how much you do know about Schrödinger’s cat and other neat shit."

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

The Pug Bus Interview
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Enjoy the interviews nobody else has the sack to do. We aren't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.

Owen Wilson Stoner Horoscope
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Born today you are the sort of carefree stoner who doesn't get your nose out of joint easily. You are cheerfully willing to accept whatever life sends your way, whether it's the last man on a roach, an also-ran finish in the sexiest-person-in-the-office contest, or an also-ran finish to Matthew McConaughey in People magazine's sexiest-man-alive voting. What's more, you play well with others, and you seldom let a bad hair day get you down, but when you do, you get fucking suicidal.
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Nov 18, 2020 - 6:00

National Write Your Own Obituary Day
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We are constantly told by lawyers, estate planners, the AARP, and other mountebanks that dying without a will is an act of passive-aggressiveness toward our "loved" ones...whom we have effectively cut out of our wills. We are forever being reminded that one fine day the road will rise up to meet us only because we have toppled forward onto our faces dead.

We were pondering this one day while sitting in a supermarket with our left arm in the cuff of one of those free-blood-pressure-reading machines. Then it hit us: No one is truly prepared for death who hasn't written his or her obituary.
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Nov 12, 2020 - 7:30

Your Getting High in the Car Horroscope
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Gemstones, colors, and power phrases are not the only astrological influences guiding our destinies. In fact, the vehicles we drive are the engines that really drive our happiness. If you’ve been spinning your wheels on life’s limited-access highway of late, perhaps it’s because you’re behind the wheel of the wrong kind of machine. The Ganjascope's First Annual New and Used Carma Guide will help you get your rear in gear and keep your peddle to the mental.
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Nov 9, 2020 - 11:20

National Stop Apologizing Day
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According to the latest bulletins from The Left, all Americans (other than progressives, of course) are racist, misogynistic, queer-bating, child-fucking, planet-wasting louts, who owe an apology to every self-proclaimed victim in America: Blacks [sic], women/feminists, queers, transvestites, the differently abled, the unabled, the unhoused (formerly know as "the homeless"), the undocumented (formerly known as "illegal aliens")...and every other somebody with a gripe who's looking for reparation.
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Nov 7, 2020 - 8:50

Leading Satire Site Pardons President Trump
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Postcards from the Pug Bus was the first satire site in the United States to endorse Donald J. Trump for president this year. While fake satire sites were embarrassing themselves repeating the same unfunny, self-revealing screeds about Mr. Trump, we saw him for what he was...the man with the only chance of turning back the tides of neo-Marxism and of uniting this majestic nation and making it great again, again.
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Oct 31, 2020 - 6:50

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