Your 420 Ganjascope
Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological
The Fuck It List
Ten Things You Should Fllip the Bird to Before You Die
3. Seat Belts
4. FOX News
5. Paying for Music and Movies
6. Your Bucket List
7. Pissing Indoors
9. Stupid-ass Old Fart Hats
10. Going to Bed Early
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-biddy English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards
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The Pug Bus Presents Your 420 Gangascope©
You hold in your hands (you're not still using a desk top, are you) the astrological world's first Ganjascope©. The horoscope that takes the logical out of astrological, that boldly goes where no other horoscope dares to tread (yes, the Ganjascope© can be used rectally). Herewith, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future in the Eternal Now.
Aug 14, 2019 - 7:36
OMG There's a Patron Saint of Shorthand ISYN
If you're STD (sick to death) of people who splatter their "writing" with SFS (stupid fucking shorthand), you can thank Saint Cassian of Imola, the OPS (official patron saint) of shorthand.
Aug 13, 2019 - 6:01
A Barrel of Laughs at the Gastroenterology Office: You Can't Photoshop This
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—When was the last time you had a good laugh in the gastroenterology office? A really good laugh, not some tight-ass snortle, but a full-on, stuff-coming-out-your-nose production? I didn't think so. There’s more laughter at funerals than at the gastro’s. Of course people who attend funerals usually don’t spend the night before shoving M80s up their asses and doing Drano shots.
Aug 12, 2019 - 8:36
The Kids Are All Right
I have nothing against children. Indeed, I think qualified persons should own a few. Children are often cute, sometimes amusing, and if we're lucky, they grow into human beings instead of liberals. What does fry my old-straight-white-dude ass, however, is the effect that kids have on the people who create them--or who go out and adopt a trendy baby of color, which is, I suspect, a way for some white folk to signal they're not entirely comfortable with being white.
Aug 11, 2019 - 8:51
The Information You Obtain from Online Studies is Similar to a Conventional School
Studying online is no different than studying in a conventional school. You will learn the same things as students in a regular class. Even if you compare the modules that you study, you will realize that everything is the same.
Jul 14, 2019 - 12:41
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