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BLM Declares National White Chocolate Day Racist
Sep 22, 2019 - 6:06
SPAM to Introduce Edible Swimwear During Fashion Week
Sep 21, 2019 - 6:06
Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
Sep 20, 2019 - 6:06
Ganjascope℠ Wins New York Times Trichome Award
Sep 18, 2019 - 6:06
Propane-Driven Vape Pens Blamed for Three Deaths in Amish Country
Sep 15, 2019 - 6:05
Meaner than a dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate.
Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says you can't photoshop this.
Join the Pug Bus in its crusade to have December 30 declared National Penultimate Day. Our goal is to rescue penultimate from the puss-warted clutches of abusers of the language. What's more, we can give that snooty "Auld Lang Syne" business a well-deserved kick in the shorts. For the ultimate—and the penultimate—news about our glorious campaign, click here.
Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, which reveals your past, present, and future all at once. We take the logical out of astrological