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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous to mention.

BLM Declares National White Chocolate Day Racist
Black Lives Matter (BLM) plans to interrupt tail-gaiting parties at several NFL games this afternoon to protest the celebration of National White Chocolate Day, observed each year on September 22. BLM Minister of Information Rashieel Watson-Korengi told Postcards from the Pug Bus that the protests were long overdue.
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Sep 22, 2019 - 6:06

SPAM to Introduce Edible Swimwear During Fashion Week
Hormel Foods, makers of Spam, announced yesterday that it has added edible swimwear to the ever-growing catalog of novelty gift items made in the image and likeness of the popular foodstuff. According to Hormel's chief information officer, Gloria Silverman, "SPAM swimwear is the first item in what is expected to be a long line of edible clothing." That line will be introduced during the winter's New York’s Fashion Week shows.
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Sep 21, 2019 - 6:06

Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
The National Penultimate Day℠ campaign, launched recently by Postcards from the Pug Bus, took a giant step toward gravitas yesterday when Postcards' editor in briefs Phil Maggitti applied for service mark registration for the name National Penultimate Day. "Good service marks make good movements," chortled Mr. Maggitti, noting that soon the Pug Bus will be able to call itself "southeastern Pennsylvania's most influential service-marked satire site."
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Sep 20, 2019 - 6:06

Ganjascope℠ Wins New York Times Trichome Award
The Ganjascope℠, Snoop Dogg's favorite astrological bulletin, was honored by the New York Times with its First Annual Trichome Award for excellence in marijuana writing. "The Ganjascope© makes dank, bold predictions that challenge credulity without leaving a harsh after taste," wrote the Times. "If marijuana-themed horoscopes had THC levels, The Ganjascope© would rank in the high 90s."
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Sep 18, 2019 - 6:06

Propane-Driven Vape Pens Blamed for Three Deaths in Amish Country
News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth—Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lukas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin, 21—has exploded like after-market vape pens in this quaintly named Amish community. The youth, who were all employed in the kitchen at Miller's Family Style Smorgasbord, died after the vape pens they had jury rigged to allow them to smoke marijuana exploded without warning.
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Sep 15, 2019 - 6:05

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The Grammar Prick
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Meaner than a dried-up, old-biddy Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive or if you dare misuse penultimate.

You Can't Photoshop This
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Some photos cannot be shopped. They are perfect just the way god made them. Such perfection does not happen by accident, and wise, indeed, is the man who says you can't photoshop this.

Postcards the Book
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The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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