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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

The Rolling Stones Should Shrivel Up and Die
Dear Mick, Keith, Charlie, and the Other Guy,
I have learned recently that you stinking geezers will be touring next year. Please don't. In the name of all that's wrinkled, wizened, and way past its prime—namely you sorry git—take a minute to stop and think about what you're doing. You look like shite; you sound like shite. Indeed, I don't think Brian Jones looks any worse than you wankers do these days.
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Nov 20, 2018 - 8:03


God Drops Carson Wentz from Fantasy Team
WILMINGTON, De.–The Lord God Almighty is more than a little miffed by Carson Wentz' three-pick performance in the Eagles 48-7 loss to the New Orleans Saints yesterday. Immediately following the game, the Lord placed Wentz on waivers.
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Nov 19, 2018 - 11:45


How to Improve Your Home’s Design Without Breaking the Bank
(Sponsored Content) Most people often assume that home redesign requires a great deal of money to accomplish. While this isn’t wrong, it doesn’t necessarily mean that those on a budget have no hope of effectively improving and redesigning their home. While certain aspects would benefit from quality materials, you don’t necessarily have to treat every variable in the same way. For example, a mix of expensive and inexpensive choices can often create the same result as a home that has been designed with top dollar decisions.
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Nov 5, 2018 - 5:55


The Top Facts You Need to Know about Leasing a Car
(Sponsored Content) Leasing a car is slowly and steadily becoming a popular option for many individuals in the UK because it offers an excellent alternative to buying a car and dealing with a hefty deposit, maintenance, depreciation, and so on. When you lease a car, you can easily do it, even if your credit rating isn’t so excellent. Also, when you lease a car, you can choose from a variety of makes and models which can ‘level up' your ride in more ways than one. But before you go ahead and lease a car, here are some top facts you need to know about the benefits, which car to choose, and more.
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Oct 30, 2018 - 9:00


Rod Stewart Sings Frank Sinatra Jr. Songbook
WEST CHESTER, PA—British rocker Rod Stewart was born seventy-two years ago today. American singer Francis Wayne Sinatra (a/k/a/ "Frank Sinatra Jr"), who died last year at the age of seventy-one, was also born on January 10. To celebrate that coincidence, Mr. Stewart released a free-to-download CD of Frank Jr's "best loved songs" early this morning—along with an original horoscope for this date. Mr. Stewart was at pains to reassure his fans that this musical detour would in no way interfere with work on his next major project: Rod Stewart Sings the Don Ho Songbook.
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Jan 10, 2017 - 11:55




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What Would Neitzsche Do?
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