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Your 420 Ganjascope

Presenting the astrological world's first Ganjascope, a timeless foretelling that reveals your past, present, and future at once. We take the logical out of astrological


The Fuck It List

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Ten Things You Should Fllip the Bird to Before You Die

  1. Religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat Belts
  4. FOX News
  5. Paying for Music and Movies
  6. Your Bucket List
  7. Pissing Indoors
  8. Hugging
  9. Stupid-ass Old Fart Hats
10. Going to Bed Early


The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old Language Arts teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick




Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-




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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous to mention.

The Top Facts You Need to Know about Leasing a Car
(Sponsored Content) Leasing a car is slowly and steadily becoming a popular option for many individuals in the UK because it offers an excellent alternative to buying a car and dealing with a hefty deposit, maintenance, depreciation, and so on. When you lease a car, you can easily do it, even if your credit rating isn’t so excellent. Also, when you lease a car, you can choose from a variety of makes and models which can ‘level up' your ride in more ways than one. But before you go ahead and lease a car, here are some top facts you need to know about the benefits, which car to choose, and more.
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Oct 30, 2018 - 9:00


San Francisco to Host Young Trannies Beauty Pageant
SAN FRANCISCO—On Valentine’s Day the Bay Area Gender Benders will host the first annual JonBenét Ramsey Young Trannies Beauty Pageant. Open to innocent children between the ages of four and eight, the Young Trannies pageant will feature talent, fancy dress, and self-defense competitions.
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Dec 31, 2016 - 10:25


Killer Kwanzaa App Suspected of Causing Computer Crashes
WEST CHESTER, PA—The Killer Kwanzaa app, offered free through the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website, is suspected of forcing its way onto the tablets, mobile phones, and computers of selected persons who visit the BLM site—whether they want the app or not.
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Dec 26, 2016 - 11:25


Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas
WEST CHESTER, PA—Facebook is a festering boil on the right butt cheek of humanity, largely because Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg is a sushi-loving Nancy boy who squats to pee. Not content with giving Fuck Bookers forty-nine more gender choices (fifty-on) than they needed (two), Zipper Boy stuffed twenty additional gender choices up the alt-right's ass. We are, indeed, spoilt for choice. Lucky us.
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Dec 25, 2016 - 11:57


Gay Rights Group Slams Half-Time Engagement
CHICAGO—Born That Way, a militant, self-described “queer rights” group, condemned the recent engagement of two fellows named Michael and Jake at halftime of a Chicago Bulls home game. The stunt went down a treat with members of the OMG fainting-couch community.
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Dec 14, 2016 - 10:08


Neo-Nazi Richard B. Spencer to Grace GQ Cover
NEW YORK—Richard B. Spencer, who has been called the Golden Boy of the Alt-Right, will adorn the cover of GQ's February 2017 (Valentine Day) issue. The handsome, natty, and oh-so-controversial Mr. Spencer, who seeks to spread the gospel of white nationalism, is already spreading the gospel that "Neo-Nazis" are a far cry sartorially from their goose-stepping, jack-booted, Sieg-Heil-saluting forebears.
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Dec 4, 2016 - 10:40




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President-elect Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy

Pippa Middleton's Ass Not All It's Cracked Up to Be

The Pug Bus Interview
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Trends That Need Killing
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This farm-to-table shit is so 2002, yet like the undead it lives on. Let's put a fork in it. The next time some dipshit waiter begins telling you where your lamb chop came from, tell him to piss off. You want dinner, not a fucking geography lesson.

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Sites for Sore Eyes
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Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or none at all.

High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is selling for near you?

Pirate Bay--indefatigible, unsinkable, and attitude out the ass; still the one-stop shoplifting stop

Soulseek--no spoofs, no lurkers, just good clean music files for free. To hell with those overpriced streaming services. As the Buddha says, "Stream your own shit, mother-fucker."

Spectrum Labs-need to pass a piss test?

Vaults of Erowid-before you drop it, chop it, snort it, or vape it, consult the druggie's bible; your brain with thank you for the effort

ExpressVPN--sturdy, impregnable fortress. It's the VPN service that we here at the Pug Bus use. Don't go digital shoplifting without it