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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas
WEST CHESTER, PA—Facebook is a festering boil on the right butt cheek of humanity, largely because Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg is a sushi-loving Nancy boy who squats to pee. Not content with giving Fuck Bookers forty-nine more gender choices (fifty-on) than they needed (two), Zipper Boy stuffed twenty additional gender choices up the alt-right's ass. We are, indeed, spoilt for choice. Lucky us.
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Dec 25, 2016 - 11:57


Gay Rights Group Slams Half-Time Engagement
CHICAGO—Born That Way, a militant, self-described “queer rights” group, condemned the recent engagement of two fellows named Michael and Jake at halftime of a Chicago Bulls home game. The stunt went down a treat with members of the OMG fainting-couch community.
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Dec 14, 2016 - 10:08


Consumer Reports Road Rage Survey for 2015
NEW YORK—According to Consumer Reports 2015 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male between thirty-five and fifty driving a blue, late-model BMW on a Tuesday afternoon at roughly 5:45. This is the second year in row that BMW is the road rage vehicular weapon of choice. Range Rover and Audi were once again second and third, while Lexus, up from seventh, and the Toyota Camry, up from ninth, round out the top five vehicles for raging against other machines. Blue, with a 37-percent saturation rate, replaced black as the color most favored by drivers in a vein-popping fury.
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Dec 31, 2015 - 9:40


NCTE Outraged over Time’s Choice of the Clitoris as Person of the Year
WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Council for Transgender Equality (NCTE) charged today that Time magazine’s choice of the clitoris as its 2015 Person of the Year “invalidates the narratives” of thousands of transgender women around the world.
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Nov 16, 2015 - 5:22


Vegans Celebrate Paul Prudhomme’s Death with Tofu-Seitan Turducken
The West Goshen Vegan Alliance (WGVA), a militant culinary rights group, is holding a special Fat Chance Supper on Saturday October 17 to commemorate the passing of chef Paul Prudhomme, who is alleged to have created the turducken, "a hideous monstrosity" comprising a deboned chicken shoved inside a deboned duck, which is, in turn, crammed into a deboned or partially deboned turkey. First-cousin avian food porn for the redneck set.
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Oct 10, 2015 - 3:16


Josh Duggar Confession Resurrects Ashley Madison Website
The confession of repeated infidelity from Josh Duggar, American Family Association poster-boy and erstwhile Ashley Madison patron, has not only resurrected the flailing social networking service for those seeking extra-marital affairs, but has resulted in a surge of highly paid memberships to the online dating service whose website was hacked last month.
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Sep 17, 2015 - 4:01




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What Would Neitzsche Do?
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