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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Keith Richards Praises Hair Club for Men at Pirates Premiere
ANAHEIM, Calif. - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards showed up last night for the world premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, but all he wanted to talk about was the Hair Club for Men.
May 21, 2007 - 12:11

Astronaut Lisa Nowak Boosts Depends Sales | Medifast Coupons
HOUSTON - Although charges of attempted kidnapping and murder have just been brought against astronaut Lisa Nowak as a result of her bizarre attack on a co-worker's girlfriend, there is a no reason to fear that Nowak is all wet.
Feb 8, 2007 - 1:31

Naomi Campbell Sentenced to Tour of Beauty
NEW YORK - After Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty this week to reckless assault in the third degree for injuring a former maid during an outburst of cell phone rage, it looked like bright orange jumpsuits and ankle bracelets where going to be all the rage come spring.
Jan 19, 2007 - 8:21

Charlton Heston Follows Indiana Jones and Rocky in Sequel
HOLLYWOOD - Look out Indiana Jones, better duck Rocky Balboa, time to Die Hard Bruce Willis. There's another Hollywood hero ready to break out of retirement and relive those glory days.
Jan 5, 2007 - 11:24

Donald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Agree to Sit and Spin
NEW YORK - Just when there appeared to be no foreseeable let up in the Donald Trump-Rosie O'Donnell feuding frenzy, came a Christmas miracle shocker: the announcement that the terrible twosome would soon be staring in their own NBC sitcom.
Dec 25, 2006 - 7:57

Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn Blame Breakup on Name Calling
MALIBU - It's official. Despite months of speculation, a denial from Jennifer Aniston on Oprah, and a tabloid-suing Vince Vaughn, friends of The Break-Up duo insist that this twosome is irretrievably broken.
Oct 24, 2006 - 8:19

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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?

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The Pug Bus Interview
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What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzscheForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask what would Neitzsche do.