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What Would Neitzsche Do?
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The Grammar Prick
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards proves that if life sends you iron-willed dogs, you might as well make irony.
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Trump Appoints Grammar Prick to New Cabinet Post
WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF AFRICA—President-elect Donald J. Trump has appointed the Grammar Prick to the newly created cabinet post of Secretary of Grammar and Usage, which will replace the moribund Department of Education. Mr. Prick is legendary for his animadversions against those who violate the rules of polite discourse, spoken or written. His work is featured exclusively on the alt-right satire website Postcards from the Pug Bus.
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Dec 23, 2016 - 8:09


Black Lives Matter Calls for Boycott of White Avatars
NEW YORK—D’Aryll Scott-Jones, HMFIC of Black Lives Matter, called for immediate boycotts yesterday of all websites “that allow white supremacists to hide behind blank, lily-white avatars in their comments sections.” Mr. Scott-Jones made his remarks to National Public Radio’s Terri Gross.
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Dec 21, 2016 - 11:40


Barack Obama’s “Other” Half Is a White Nationalist
WEST CHESTER, PA—Barack Hussein Obama, America’s putative first black president, is a man who knows how to sell a contradiction; but just as no man is a hero to his valet, Barack Hussein is no hero to his white half, who prefers to be known as Barry, the name Barack Hussein preferred before he discovered his “existential blackness.”
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Dec 20, 2016 - 11:47


Updates for Old White Man Apps Due from Apple, Google
CUPERTINO, CA—Apple and Google are locked in a hair-pulling, eye-gouging, nut-smacking contest to see who can get to market first with a significant upgrade for the Old White Man (OWM) app, which was originally patterned after Grindr, a popular app that helps gay men to locate other gay men who are close enough to shake a dick at—or at least within a fifteen-mile radius
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Dec 19, 2016 - 2:27


Keith Richards Picks Donald Trump in Electoral College Vote
NEW YORK—Rolling Stones poltergeist and guitarist Keith Richards, 73, celebrated his birthday today by announcing his support for Donald J. Trump when "those cats at the electoral college meet to elect a president tomorrow." Mr. Richards, who is 142 in Smirnoff years, is famous for a life punctuated by one near-death experience after another.
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Dec 18, 2016 - 10:11




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