Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
The Grammar Prick
Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive.
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Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards
is a welcome addition to any nightstand.
Sample chapters . . . -1- -2-
Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.
God Throws Shade on Rainbow Bridge Myth
HEAVEN - Pet owners took one in the shorts today when The Lord God Almighty issued a press release in which He questioned the existence of the Rainbow Bridge, a mythical place just this side of heaven where deceased pets "are made young and healthy again" while they wait for their owners to join them. The animals are happy and content, but they each miss someone special who had to be left behind.
Jan 9, 2017 - 10:56
San Francisco to Host Young Trannies Beauty Pageant
SAN FRANCISCO—On Valentine’s Day the Bay Area Gender Benders will host the first annual JonBenét Ramsey Young Trannies Beauty Pageant. Open to innocent children between the ages of four and eight, the Young Trannies pageant will feature talent, fancy dress, and self-defense competitions.
Dec 31, 2016 - 10:25
Trump Praises Pug Bus for Official English Policy
NEW YORK—President-elect Donald Trump said yesterday that he wants to see English become the official language in all fifty states. Currently English is the official language in thirty-two states, which require that state government business be conducted in English.
Dec 28, 2016 - 8:18
Trump Tweets Support for Medical Marijuana for Pets
NEW YORK—President-elect Donald J. Trump announced in a late night tweet that he favors the legalization of medical marijuana for pets as part of his Make America Great Again campaign. “More than 1/2 of 1st-yr vets earn less than 45K/yr … time to legalize medical marijuana for pets.”
Dec 27, 2016 - 12:57
Killer Kwanzaa App Suspected of Causing Computer Crashes
WEST CHESTER, PA—The Killer Kwanzaa app, offered free through the Black Lives Matter (BLM) website, is suspected of forcing its way onto the tablets, mobile phones, and computers of selected persons who visit the BLM site—whether they want the app or not.
Dec 26, 2016 - 11:25
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The Gift of GAB
Fuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is making a comeback. Can the South be far behind?
Back by Unpopular Demand
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The Pug Bus Interview
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.
What Would Neitzsche Do?
Forget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? In order to survive in a postmodern world, ask what would Neitzsche do.