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Postcards from the Pug Bus
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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Deplorably Speaking: A Righteous Blog
Herein your fearless editor in briefs, who was deplorable long before deplorable was a meme, holds forth, but seldom holds his tongue, on a variety of topics ranging from the politicalization of sports to the emasculation of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to the reasons for (and implications of) the sudden prominence of white-interest™ movements to whatever fickles his nancy. You can check in any time you like as long as you're prepared to get deplorable.
The Grammar Prick

Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick, the alt-right's official Minister of Grammar, will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website is available from Cedar Tree Books. Written by someone who was actually raised by pugs, Postcards proves that if life sends you iron-willed dogs, you might as well make irony.
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What Would Nietzsche Do?
image of nietzscheThese are the times that would try men's souls if men had souls. Despite the well-deserved growth of athiesm and the alt-right, we cannot expect the still-dominant humanoid culture to go brightly into the new dawn. Those bastards will try to shit in our parade every chance they get. Should you encounter one of their steaming roadblocks, just ask yourself, What would Nietzsche do?.
The World's First English-Only Satire Site
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Barack Obama’s “Other” Half Is a White Nationalist
WEST CHESTER, PA—Barack Hussein Obama, America’s putative first black president, is a man who knows how to sell a contradiction; but just as no man is a hero to his valet, Barack Hussein is no hero to his white half, who prefers to be known as Barry, the name Barack Hussein preferred before he discovered his “existential blackness.”
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Dec 20, 2016 - 11:47

Updates for Old White Man Apps Due from Apple, Google
CUPERTINO, CA—Apple and Google are locked in a hair-pulling, eye-gouging, nut-smacking contest to see who can get to market first with a significant upgrade for the Old White Man (OWM) app, which was originally patterned after Grindr, a popular app that helps gay men to locate other gay men who are close enough to shake a dick at—or at least within a fifteen-mile radius
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Dec 19, 2016 - 2:27

Keith Richards Picks Donald Trump in Electoral College Vote
NEW YORK—Rolling Stones poltergeist and guitarist Keith Richards, 73, celebrated his birthday today by announcing his support for Donald J. Trump when "those cats at the electoral college meet to elect a president tomorrow." Mr. Richards, who is 142 in Smirnoff years, is famous for a life punctuated by one near-death experience after another.
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Dec 18, 2016 - 10:11

God Says He Never Saw This Election Coming
The Lord God Almighty—King of Kings, Giver of All Gifts, Father of All Fathers, and Keeper of the Most Holy Restroom Key—admitted today that he “never saw this election coming.” Speaking exclusively to Postcards from the Pug Bus as part of his atheist outreach program, The Big Fella shook his leonine head slowly and continued, “I saw Brexit coming, I predicted the immigration mess in Europe, and I’ve called the last six Dancing with the Stars winners and runners up, but Mr. Trump?
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Dec 16, 2016 - 10:16

A Politically Correct Xmas
THE NORTH POLE - 'Twas the night before Xmas and Hillie was drunk, while Huma was belching and shaving her skunk. Fat Rosie O'Donnell was cleaning a rug, not thinking of Donald and his fugly mug.
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Dec 15, 2016 - 8:28

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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those Twitter bitches. They ban all the cool kids like Milo, so all the cool kids are matriculating to GAB, where free spech matters.
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The Pug Bus Interview

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Smoke 'em if you got 'em, then enjoy the interviews nobody else has the balls to do. We're not just blowing smoke. Our fearless interviewer isn't afraid to stop totally at the surface.Read on.

There's a Saint for That

image of a saint, name unknownThere's a saint for that, whatever "that" might be. Just click where it hurts you to find out which board-certified saint to call. Breast Implants, burn marks from the grill,, hemorrhoids, and more.
Contact Us, You Motley Fool, or Else
image of a beat up, rusty old mailboxHey, Skippy. Here's your big chance. Let us know what you think or if you think. You know you want to. Go ahead. We dare you. We might even print your stinking letter. Send email to Phil Maggitti, Pug Bus Editor in Briefs
Free the Music
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Sites for Sore Eyes
image of a person in the sight of a gun American Freedom Party—Dedicated to the preservation of Western Civilization, its people, culture, and principles. Is there a problem with that?

American Atheists—Dog is my co-pilot. Indeed, the stories of god's creative prowess might be more credible if he had stopped after creating animals.

Breitbart News—Alt-right makes might. Who knew? Don't eat the yellow snowflakes.

High Times—Things go better with smoke and with mushrooms, wax, and edibles, too. The best weed porn in the world.

Milo Yiannopoulos—The Dangerous Faggott dances with the devil and a boatload of black dudes. Smart, silly, impudent, and well-informed.

National Policy Institute—“Hail Trump, hail our people, hail victory!” And hail Richard B. Spencer, founder of the National Policy Institute, who spoke the words that set liberals' minds on fire all around the nation.

Pirate Bay—Because anybody who pays for music, books, movies, or software when he doesn't have to is a fucking mope.

Soulseek—Best single source of music on the web. Been using this "lending library" for a dozen years now. If you can call it to mind, you can find it (and download it) here.

Vaults of Erowid—Intelligent people do drugs intelligently; stupid people, not so much. If you've never smoked, snorted, or shot it before, check here first with some of your intrepid ffellow travelers.

VDARE—The premier news outlet for patriotic immigration reform. I can think of a country that's sorely in need of immigration reform—and fewer murderous immigrants.