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Our deplorable editor in briefs holds forth on a variety of topics from the ruination of sports to the frog-marching of male college students to the idiocies of third-wave feminism to whatever.
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Meaner than a powdery-smelling, dried-up, old-hag English teacher, The Grammar Prick will split your head if you split an infinitive. Visit The Grammar Prick

Postcards the Book
The book that inspired a website was written by someone who was actually raised by pugs. Postcards is a welcome addition to any nightstand.

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Trigger warning! The content of this website may cause raging panic attacks in hypersensitive snowflakes who suffer from androphobia, galactophobia, emetophobia, corprophobia, claustrophobia, fear of taints, and other psycho-sexual maladies too numerous and frightening to mention.

Madonna Banned from Whole Foods
The world is shrinking for Madonna Louise Ciccone. Last week Ms. Ciccone, 55, was banned from the Alamo Cinema Drafthouse chain for allegedly violating its rule against texting during movies. Now Whole Foods is suggesting that Ms. Ciccone take her business elsewhere.
Oct 15, 2013 - 1:35

Study Links Obesity to Increase in Cyber Crimes
A study conducted by the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) reveals that obesity is no longer an impediment to committing crimes such as bullying and sexual harassment. The availability of high speed Internet connections now puts these and other "mobility-friendly" crimes within the reach of obese and even morbidly obese people online.
Sep 17, 2013 - 1:11

CDCP Issues Rare Purple Alert Regarding Naked Yoga Breast Feeding
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) has issued a purple alert, its highest consumer warning, over the spread of naked yoga breast feeding (NYBF). The practice, which first appeared two years ago after the photo at left had gone postal on the Internet, has been responsible for "an alarming number of injuries and at least one death," according to a Geoff Leaman, a CDCP spokesman.
Aug 22, 2013 - 10:27

Local Resident Prefers Sex with Plants
Roger Stamen is not shy about declaring his preference in sexual partners. "Plants get me off," says Mr. Stamen, a self-employed landscape gardener. "They always have, ever since I was a kid. When other guys were masturbating to Penthouse or Beaver, I was hunched over the latest issue of Horticulture magazine."
Aug 5, 2013 - 10:24

Local Resident Thinks He's at the Top of His Game
Al Covington is the picture of confidence as he sits at a table outside the Iron Hill restaurant on a hot July afternoon. He glances occasionally at a passer-by between bites of his Jerry Garcia wood fired, artisanal pizza, and talks about his new attitude.
Jul 26, 2013 - 9:20

Paula Deen Sex Video Surfaces at PureMature
SAVANNAH, Ga - Embattled food maven Paula Deen has rejected a six-figure offer to sign on as a spokeswoman for PureMature.com. According to TMZ, PureMature told Ms. Deen in a recent letter, "Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic, you embody our ideal spokesperson.
Jul 4, 2013 - 9:37

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The Gift of GAB
image of GAB avatarFuck those SJW bitches and you too, GoDaddy. We know who your daddy is, bitch. GAB is about to make a comeback. Can the South be far behind?

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The Pug Bus Interview
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What Would Neitzsche Do?
image of F. NeitzscheForget Jesus H. Christ. Who gives a shit, besides Carson Wentz, what Jesus would do? If you want to survive in a postmodern world, ask what would Neitzsche do.